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Baby Seal Burritos


I write a lot of Twilight and Pinkie stories, and sometimes they are just too short to stand alone. In the interest of me and of Twinkie this anthology was born.

Kicked off by "Alliteration" this compilation features mostly romantic snapshots of everyone's favorite duo: Twilight and Pinkie. How exactly can the party pony and the scholar make any sense out of a relationship? Or maybe they'll find that not making sense is half the fun.

Rated Teen for occasional sensuality. The Cover image was drawn for me by the wonderful Donny's Boy you should go check his stuff out if you haven't already.

Chapters (7)
Comments ( 259 )

Ahhh, TwiPie. A ship I most greatly adore for its sweet awkwardness and eventual revelation of their perfect connection. Good times, good times.


How the hell are you always first or close to first on TwiPie stories?


I got MAD skillz, yo :coolphoto:

Nah, I just happened to find this one on the front page. But seriously, I look for them. They're rare enough. I have to promote and compliment them when found. It's good stuff. :rainbowkiss:

It was unexpected and playful, just like the ship itself.

Good job. I liked. /) *brohoof*

Pinkie Pie the party pony, perplexed, ponders playful possibilities to pacify the purple pony.

Cheating, cheerfully called out and chastised, she capitulates.

She surrenders, smiling.

The title made me think of "Clarence"

"Your mind-space is as muddles as a lime. See here, 'A' is for alliteration, 'B' is for bohemian, 'C' is for carcinogenic! So many long words taking up space in my new home! Here, let me do a little spring cleaning... There, you did not need the periodic table did ya?"


Lovely lavender lady loves the lascivious lilting lyricist loquaciously, and long, their laying lazily lasts late.

Your writing is good and you should feel good.

Woot more TwiPie my Favorite! Good wordplay with the alliterations.

This is short, sweet, and a little sexy. I really enjoyed this slice-of-life depiction of how a romance between Twilight and Pinkie would work. It made a lot of sense to me, and it felt believable. In particular, it makes sense that Twilight would be good at wordplay as she's a big reader and that Pinkie would be good at wordplay as she's a prolific songsmith. Plus, I liked that Pinkie immediately turned it into a game. I also liked that it took Twilight by surprise that Pinkie could throw out some alliterative sentences, too.

I think my favorite part, though, was this: "Twilight gazed back at Pinkie; the earth pony’s expression was so sincere, so vulnerable that it nearly broke Twilight’s heart. It carried the slightest hint of sadness, but Twilight could think of no reason why it should." I really like that hint at a deeper backstory than provided here, and it changes and deepens the entire emotional complexion of this story.

"and a smile as warm as the surface of the sun."

I was stuck on this sentence for about 5 minutes, with the image of Pinkie Pie with a sun for a head stuck in my mind. I would show you it (because i mad it) but i dont know how to get pictures in comments.

but anyway, i managed to finish it and twas good! well done! :twilightsmile:

Creepy, like this story.


Felt a little too fast-paced for me; anything below 2,500 words isn't really descriptive for me unless it's a chapter story, and not just a one-timer.

Well that was certainly an entertaining read, and very well written. Nicely done :pinkiehappy:

Aww... together, they're silly AND intellectual at the same time!!!! Nicely done, sir. bso cute :pinkiehappy:+:twilightsmile:=:heart:


Very nicely done but was worried this might have quickly turned into a clopfic which would've ruined it.

Haven't seen alteration in a while so for a moment my mind scrambled on a few of those.

Very well done. Really enjoyed that. :pinkiehappy:

I am very impressed! The most well-written piece of art I've seen on the site!

wow. i am normally not a huge fan of twipie however, i always appreciate a very well done ship. excellent work :pinkiehappy::twilightsmile:

Clever ship indeed. I'm impressed by the story. You get 6 moustaches out of 5 :moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:

Twilight+ Pinkie = Twinkie?

Twinkie is a great ship I've never heard of before.

Very, very well done. I'm pleased that such careful attention was paid to the writing, both in and out of dialogue. Twilight always does go weak in the back knees for anyone who can tickle her smarty-bone! I'm glad I came across this, and the wonderful matching artwork too. TwiPie isn't really my thing, and appears to be rather rare since so many author's treat Pinkie like a brainless idiot, but this certainly has some powerful talent behind it and I will certainly remember that "Little lavender lady" line for some time. Very cute, and very warming to the heart. If you ever write another part, I would certainly read it for its charm and cuteness factor. :twilightsmile:

Let's see if I can figure out how these comments work. :twilightblush:

>>Gabriel LaVedier
I'm actually reading through the Twinkie Pie groups right now and I'm quite enjoying your work. I'm glad that you also enjoyed this little thing. :)
>>SFC Ponycron
Much obliged. :pinkiehappy:
Thank you very much for reading! I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Well done. Well done.

Thing is, I really like TwiPie, it's my favorite ship under TwiDash which is of course my OTP. But no matter how much i like it I could never - or at least right now - write for it. Because I fail miserably at conveying Pinkie, and in so I avoid her like the Plague when writing. Hell my story on here she only has one line because any more I know I'd be messing her up hard.

But this, this just fell in place for her. You didn't resort to cheap tricks like a cupcake references, her hair getting less poofy. No you went for the word game that both of them would find deep enjoyment in. And those Alliterations were excellent.

This has earned my faves, and my thumbs up. Thank you.

really cute! :raritystarry: I applaud your ability to craft the alliteration! but I expected Pinkie Pie to win, she's come up with the text of the "no fear" song and man that lyrics are a pretty nice work of alliteration :pinkiehappy:


Glad you are enjoying my works! Please comment if you care to. And, give my non-TwiPie's a look as well. They are of the same quality.

Before reading, I'll get it out of my system.
Well, that was extremely adorable:twilightblush:

Loved the entire base idea, alliteration is such a fun thing to play around with.

(Wait, groups? What magic is this? There was such a thing here? Awesome:rainbowkiss:)

Oh wow. There's a whole lot of you now isn't there?
Yes! More alliteration!
It fills me with joy to see such wordplay here on this page. :yay:
Thank you very much. :twilightblush:
Another person whose Twinkie Pie I really enjoy! I'm glad that the fact that Pinkie could keep up with Twilight came across as believable because that was one of my biggest fears going into this. Thank you for reading and I'm so glad you enjoyed it. :)
I'll just have to make it longer next time. Thanks for taking the time to read. :pinkiesmile:
Thank you for reading. I'm glad you liked it.
The best combination!
I don't dabble much in clop but I'll admit it seemed to be heading that direction. I struggled a bit with the rating on this because I wasn't sure just how far I actually went. But thank you for reading!
Wow. You flatter me, sir. :moustache:

Why thank you! I'm glad you liked it even if you're not a fan of the Twinkie.
:moustache: I'm always happy to get more moustaches for my collection.
Best name for a ship there is.
You've been missing out! Best ship!
I always do my best when writing Pinkie to not let her droop into idiocy; I am of the opinion that she is perhaps smarter than us all. Thank you so much for reading and for the lovely comment. :twilightsmile:
And thank you for reading! Pinkie is difficult to calibrate for sure. She takes practice, but I have the upper hand of being very much like Pinkie to fall back on.
I love alliteration so this was super fun to write. Pinkie was going to win but she's a sucker for that face :twilightblush:
Oh you :pinkiehappy:
I will for sure.
Needs more Twinkie. Going to go read that one now. :yay:

293015 I'm glad you enjoyed it. ^.^ Eloquence effortlessly elevates and effervesces enjoyment endlessly.

293050 Everyone's going to call TwilightxPinkie Twinkie from now on because of me, aren't they?
EDIT: Someone else apparently thought of the name at the EXACT same time as me.

Why is Twinkie such a rare ship to find? It's mind-numbingly adorable. It's the perfect opposites attract complementary relationship, and no, I'm totally not biased just because they are my two favorite ponies.

This was a lovely read. The premise was endearing and simple, and damn, those alliterations were fantastic. I never heard of that game before, but I'm going to have to try and find someone to play. I am totally swiping Pinkie's "Beautiful Babe" line though, that is beautifully poetic. I agree with the other commenters, you wrote Pinkie VERY well. All too often she is portrayed using the horrible extremes of her characteristics: being super talkative using run-on sentences, constantly breaking physics, being an inordinate goofball. Seeing her actually act in line with her personality rather than just be defined by cliched gag actions is always nice to see.

This was just pure feel-good sweetness. Good job Baby Seal, way to add one more fantastic story to the rather tiny Twinkie pile. Fav'd.

I like. Being the first TwiPie story I've read, I have to say, nice work.

I couldn't tell you. You'd think more people would recognize the best ship. -Also not biased in the least :scootangel: -
Pinkie is all about balance. If one is not careful one falls into cliches. :pinkiesmile:
I'm glad you liked it! Thank you for taking the time to read.

Well Written Story you got there. and very sexy as i should say.:twilightblush:

Your first? Welcome to the dark side! We have cupcakes! :pinkiegasp:
I'm glad you enjoyed.

Thank you!
And what can I do? Look at what I got to work with: :pinkiesmile::twilightsmile:
Dang you sexy ponies! All I wanted was cuteness! :rainbowkiss:

Ooh, you never see this ship, which is a shame, since it's one of my favorite Pinkie ships. The wordplay here was really cute, as was the gradual ascent into more romantic areas. Let me try for a second...

A magnificent musical motif makes for magical, moving malarkey. (I know "malarkey" has a more negative connotation, but there are, like, no synonyms for "story" or "fiction" that start with m. :ajbemused:)

291977 Wait, people other then me have actually finished penumbra?!? and they remember lines from it? And they're bronies?!? My mind is blown. :derpyderp2:

Wait... Cupcakes????????????????1!!!!!!!111oneone!!!!?
I don't get it:rainbowhuh:.... (Lol just kidding man, I know)

It is a shame. I think it has great potential for adorableness!!
An amazing alliteration addition for my agglomeration. :ajsmug:

Twipie is my new favorite ship because of this. well done sir/mam

Here's some alliteration for you:
VoilĂ ! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villian by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengence; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

Bam! Behold, a public bulletin board, built of both brilliance and barbarity by bastards with boners. This bastion, no mere bulwark of boredom, is a brutal barrage of blistering bullshit, barely benevolent... but behind the bigotry and boobs, beyond the bitter broadcasts of bragging buffoons: here be the body politic. A brotherhood of blasphemy, blessed with more balls than brains, battling the bogus, the benign. Bedlam? Bring it on! But we babble. Better to be brief. We are /b/.

Not bad for a first, but I'm not gonna lie
It's hard to see love 'tween Twilight and Ms. Pie
Of how this might start, I admit I'm quite hazy
One's a bookworm, and the other crazy
And so I ask you clarify, yes please do explain
When did they pair up; scholar and the insane?
Why did they do it? When did it first start?
When did the one steal the other one's heart?
If you continue, I must ask of you, please,
Ship all you wish, but charge no handling fees.

293279 I LOVE Penumbra! I own all of 'em! :D


:twilightsmile::pinkiehappy: Welcome aboard.
Sheer cuteness was the goal. Success! :D
Well played, sir. Well played indeed.
Perhaps I should have started with one that actually showed them getting together, suspension of disbelief only goes so far after all. I suppose I should work on that now. (I'm really digging your poetic language, my friend. :D)

Well, never expected that shipfic to come up, yet you gave me closure in just 1500 words.
*slow clap*

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