Trixie Sits On Twilight: Act 1 of 3
By PonyPong
Being a Princess is a lot of work. I really mean it's a lot of work. You have to collect taxes, file said taxes, listen to the complaints of her subjects all day. At night, you're kept awake by Princess Luna and her consistent video game marathons.
This is the reason why I am sleeping at my desk. Actually, I'm supposed to be writing a lesson about friendship right now, but I cannot do this, because as I said before, being a Princess is hard and there is no time for friendship in this kind of lifestyle. Plus, my friends aren't even nearby. I'm in Canterlot Castle, and they're in Ponyville. That's a whole train ride away.
I slowly rise from my slumber and rub my eyes with my hoof. Beams of light fill the room. This is most likely because my window seems to be... shattered?!
Oh yeah! Did I mention that my name is Twilight Sparkle? Yes, that is definitely important.
"Huh?" I cock my head confusingly at the sight. There are barely any Pegasi in Canterlot, and there is no reason for any Alicorn to smash my bedroom window.
I stand up from the throw pillow that I had sat on last night. My wings feel cramped, so I have stretch them out.
Wings truly do get in the way of things, to be honest... they are completely useless to me. All they are is a burden and an extra area to wash during baths. If I wanted to go upstairs without walking, I could've just teleported.
Okay I'm done ranting... Where was I?
Oh, yes. My wings. I stretched my wings because they were very cramped and sore. I yawned and trotted over to the window. I poked my head out of the window to see if the culprit was still around the area, but the only thing I saw was that ridiculous maze and the statue garden. Suddenly, I hear the smash of a flower vase and a gasp. Something was probably trying to be sneaky, but failed miserably.
"Twilight Sparkle!" a familiar voice thundered. I spin around to see a blue flash gallop towards me and mount itself onto my back. The blue fur, the cocky voice, the swirly mane! This could only be one pony... Ugh.
"Trixie? What are you doing?" I say, giving her a shocked glance. Why wouldn't I be shocked? There's a unicorn randomly sitting on my back!
"Why, the Great and Powerful Trixie is getting her revenge!" she calls triumphantly.
"Again?" I sigh.
"Again," she says.
I give her a confused look.
"Why are you on my back? And what happened to The Great and Apologetic Trixie?" I ask.
"The Great and Apologetic act didn't get as many bits. Also, if I stay on your back, you will not be able to perform your royal duties, and will be prevented from being a Princess ever again!" Trixie laughed.
"How does sitting on me stop me from doing my royal duties?" I question with a deadpan.
"Uh... Oh! You cannot fly!" Trixie says as she points at my now folded wings.
"I don't need to; I could just teleport," I objected. "Now get off."
I closed my eyes and concentrated on throwing the cyan Unicorn off of my back. My wings were starting to hurt. Trixie isn't the lightest of ponies! With a glow of my horn, I teleport myself across the room, leaving Trixie flying onto her flank.
"The Great and Powerful Trixie does not think so!" She snaps and flings herself back onto my withers.
"Oh for Celestia's sake, Trix-" I was about to continue my objection when I heard a knock at my door. I rolled my eyes and trotted over to the door, opening it wide. It was just Pen Ward, the Princess's Scribe. Man, how I hate her!
"Why hello, Princess Sparkle. A message from Princess Celestia..." She announces, handing me a scroll. Which was written on, unlike the one on my desk.
"Why couldn't she have just given it to me herself?" I ask her suspiciously.
"Princess Celestia has been in Saddle Arabia for the past week." she replied throwing in a hint of annoyance. " Princess Sparkle, who is-"
"Thank you, Pen Ward" I growl through my teeth as I slam the door and trot back to my desk, which is a little more difficult since Trixie is still on my back.
"The Great and Powerful Trixie demands to know what is in that scroll." Trixie pulls her other hoof around my waist, sitting on as if I had a saddle on.
This so degrading! But if I try to throw her off, she'll just teleport back onto me again. I'm just gonna have to deal with it.
"Okay, Okay. I'm reading it..." I scan the scroll with my eyes and begin to read.
"Dear Twilight Sparkle,
It seems that there is a disturbance in The Crystal Empire. Since I am in Saddle Arabia and Luna is working on business in Canterlot, I am counting on you to go and investigate. Don't screw this up!
Princess Celestia."
I frown. Don't screw this up? What's that supposed to mean?
"Ah, very interesting! The Great and Powerful Trixie is intrigued. Let's get on our way then." Trixie pointed towards the door.
"Our way? Oh, no. You are not coming with me. Get off," I growl and shake my body like a bull, trying to buck her off.
"The Great and Powerful Trixie is never going to get off, so you had better get used to it," she hissed, sticking her nose toward the air.
"Fine!" I yell and stomp out of the door. Trixie just won't budge!
"Excellent. Now to the train station!" she called, pointing toward the Palace's gate.
I roll my eyes and follow her ‘orders.’ I feel like a mule. No offense, I add in my head. I trotted out of the gate and into the streets of Canterlot. Although the bustling streets were cleared for me, I could tell that people were staring in wonder, seeing their newest Princess being ridden as though she were playing with a child.
This was gonna be a long day.
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This...I like this.
my reaction in order.
though you have a little mistake at the beginning. you wrote Their in Ponyville, not Thy're in Ponyville.
Asides that funny little story. I like it.
Interesting.
Could use a major spelling/grammar check, but a pretty intriguing plot.
*they're
Trixie you shouldn't make Twilight mad
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2668089 AH CREEPER!!!
This story deserves the 'fuck yeah' hand sign.
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The first thing you would get out of the title:
Clopfic
Funny story, and a pleasure to read and approve. Could use an editor or proofreader, especially to correct your inconsistent tenses, but it doesn't distract from the silliness too much. Good work.
umm.. wha?
Yes
I think this is the first time someone has made Trixie sit on Twilight without shipping them together. Nice job avoiding a cliche.
not gonna lie the cover art is the best part of this lol that face
...I have lost my ability to reason with my brain, which has managed to rally up my spleen, my appendix and one of my kidneys in a rebellion against the tyrant, my spine, and it's assistant, my small intestine. Hope you're happy.
Heh, Trixie on top of Twilight without shipping or clop?
2669509 I'm sorry for your loss. Have a derpy Batman:
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Great, now you got the large intestine trying to destroy my lungs.
2669993 When youre insides rebel LET THEM EAT CAKE.
Leaving aside the theme of this fic, I couldn´t but appreciate the irony of the Bearer of Friendship, raising into an alicorn princess by the sheer magic of Friendship, being unable to maintain her relationships.
Maybe Trixie secretly wants to be her friend... what?! I´m not crazy!
Can't wait for the next chapter XD
Trixie is never going to get off do you better get used to it."
I think you mean "so".
I have only read the title and i alretty like it
Trixie: thats because The Great And Powerful Trixie is in it
Me:No, its because your so dang stuborn and your being a nusence like always
Trixie: Oh well excuse The Great And Powerful Trixie for being so awsome!
Me:
2672694 " Well excuuuuuse me, princess."
I approve of this 100%
I fail to understand three dislikes.
I like this line. I think here's where I realized that this was going to be funny.
Also, I would stare too.
Good fic so far, this is the only thingsthat's not so good
I hate stories like these; they're supposed to be funny and I can see the humor, it's just that the logic is so bloody ridicules that I can't stop myself from getting annoyed.
If you were the pretty princess pony, what would be the first thing that you would think of doing if a person who was pretty damn close to executing somebody, Trixie was getting pretty loco and the wheel manufacturer in ponyville hadn't made it out of town in time, suddenly jumped on your back and would just teleport back on every you got her off. Would it be; one, accept the scenario and continue on as usual, or two, call the goddamn guards, who kinda suck at this point, and having her taken away............yeah, I don't need to tell you.
Sorry about that, it's just that I've read three fanfics in a row now with ridicules reasoning and I couldn't take it anymore. It is funny, but just not for me I guess. Keep at it, because obviously I'm one of the minority here.
I don't know what this is but I love it.
Simple enough, easy to like
I hope this ends with Trixie finally getting off Twi's back (literally) and Twi admitting that with Trixie gone, she feels like something is missing Or the fun way of having Twilight be the one "on top", so to speak.
2674227 Hey everyone has their opinions Thank you for your input
Your cover image/title/description had me rollin'. I gave it a read just 'cause of how much that made me laugh. Enjoy your thumbs up.
Fabulous!
>across the years you stooped being just Trixie.
> Now you are nothing but a parasitic lump hanging on Princess Twilight.
>you have neither mouth nor eyes.
>you can just hear for as you only have ears.
>you are terrified 200 years after Princess Twilight ascension she took the power and rends of Equestria . After doing so she submerged it in an endless reign of terror.
>She sees what you think , you know it , she is well beyond capable of doing those kind things...
"Ticking Trixie ticking"
>Endless surges now trough you , it's such an horrible that you can not describe but if you could hope to give an approximation it would be as if every bone in your body is now breaking , all the time.
>you are Trixie Lulamoon, you have no mouth and you must scream!
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Well sorry for sounding like an ass anyway, and thanks for not taking my comment the wrong way.
Why not? I guess... I'm gonna follow this here story.
This should be interesting.
I died from laughter. But it needs proofreading.
2676928 Yes, I'm looking into that right now
2676938 COUGHCOUGHpickmeCOUGH COUGH!
2676944 EchoTheWolf will you be my proofreadly proofreader?
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2676965 I do!
I wub pwoofweading!
Bit of a weird way to end, and you definitely need an editor. Commas where there shouldn't be are all over the place, and the tense changes often even in the same sentence. All the same, I can't really complain about a fic based on that picture. Tracking this!
2677595 I'm getting the edited chapter right now.
2677595 Already taken care of!
I love it. Must have more!
Clicked on the story because of the picture, and I wasn't disappointed after reading. Oh sweet Celestia, my cheeks hurt from the smiles.
This is... Yeah.
I'm following this one.
~Skeeter The Lurker
Twilight should have just smacked Trixie over the head with something heavy until she fell unconscious, and then given her to the Royal guards.Alternately, do what Celestia does in these situations... TO THE MOON WITH YOU!
Amusing premise, Twilight having to cart Trixie around whilst she clings on like a limpet, I might continue to read it.