OMG FIRST

2574544 Does not count if it's your own story, so therefore I AM FIRST!

...Okay, I'm intrigued...

I can almost see Spike saying, "Mrs. Sparkle, you're trying to seduce me."

I can also almost see Twilight and Shining walking in at the very wrong time, and ending up in the fetal position, whimpering for their happy place.

And, given my pervading belief of Spike's upbringing, Celestia will be proud of her 'son'...

I'm just gonna click that nice little star button and see where this leads me.

Edit: And now that I have read it, (and love it, by the way.) I now must ask for MOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!

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Oh hey! That guy that guy that wrote Epic Sax Spike, on fanfiction.net... this is gonna be good.

This caught my interest like a mousetrap. More. RIGHT NOW!

you have my interest...
continue

My jimmies are shuffling, my jimmies you have

You have my full attention.

2575102 Hear no evil, see no evil, & speak no evil.
Shining Armor: "I CAN'T SEE!"
Twilight: " I CAN'T HEAR!"
Mr. Sparkle: " ... "
: "What? Your mother wanted dragon D."

Family guy much?
Also. See the thumb up and star ther. Yea....that going to be push.

Might want to cut down on those meme's and references.
Kinda ruins the whole thing, even if it's supposed to be a silly little thing those references... ugh.

This is funny. Please do another soon.

it would be funny as hell if twilight is with celestia, that way spike can finally show twilight how it feels to have your best friend fuck your mom in both holes at the same damn time.

Normally not a fan of infidelity, but this is something new and it's interesting.

OH MY LUNA YES!
Why has no one done this pairing before?
Twilight Velvet and Spike! This shit is going to be so HOT!

And I love how you started this, spy cam video's, too good.

Only one more thing left to say.
MILF, MILF , MILF, MILF, MILF, MILF, MILF, MILF,MILF!!!

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...I have absolutely nothing. I guess i'll track this then.

Milf.. hum.... Fault any more shipping? (No, Spike and Big Mac don't cont!)

You have my attention
Please continue

I give you 3 out of 5 moustaches to be edited upon completion of this tale....

I like it.(I don't like Pinkie she scares me,it's just I couldn't find a good RD pic.) :3

Huh...
I am now intrigued. I shall now press the buttons of positivity.

HAHAHA oh, Night Light got caught by Twilight Velvet & she even named the tapes oh man, that's funny!

We'll need more description of where they are. It feels like they're standing inside a blank white room.

Also, the *crickets* bit kicked me out of the immersion.

Good luck.

Mr. Sparkle...YOU ARE A PILE OF SHIT!!

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Actually it does. FIRST! is usually reserved for the first person to post a comment, so you lose.

“Dear, I was hoping we could visit the glue factory tomorrow?” she asked calmly.

holy crap they have glue factories in equestria?! damn thats scarrier than rainbow factory

Why "Dinner with the Sparkles"? Only Twilight has Sparkle in her name