I hope you enjoyed Discord's shitty pun as much as I did!

You have me wondering who Rarity chose over Spike and Twilights father doesn't even get to watch his wife fuck Spike?

Tis what Twilight's dad deserves I guess.

Eh, i like comedy, but i think you have to down it a bit, it was hard to read with all those jokes, some werent even funny, but besides from that it was a good chapter!

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I love that 'I am the Juggernaut, Bitch!' reference.

Oh Spike... You don't know just how right you are.

Buck who Rarity chose! Get some of that Sparkling flak.

This story has comedy come out of every line. Spike wrestling with guards, Princess Twilight with her and Spike living in the castle, Twilight help the guard "get off" off her hot royal mare scent, Spike throw female teenage out busts and joking about banging Twilight's mom, the whole nine yards.

GO SPIKE! POWERBOMB THAT BITCH, WITH YOU DICK!

References of The Shield. Nice.

“Your mom’s finally starting to see me for the hunk I truly am. Think about it, she’s probably just using this ‘husband’s gone for a few days’ rue to confess her loneliness to me, in hopes of me taking her in my muscular arms and holding her close. She’ll stare longingly at me, her eyes just begging me to take her, right then and there.” As he went on, a quartet of shadows in the shape of Discord began dancing on each wall of the room. When he finished, he remained in place with his arms in a cradling position and a dirty smirk until a pillow met his face with violent force.

“Don’t even joke like that!” Twilight blurted frantically with a heavy blush on her face. “My parents have a strong, healthy relationship, thank you!”

You have no idea how true his joke will get.

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agreed on that, waay too much comedy

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My apologies if I've mislead you. The next chapter will be quite cloppy. If I had the liberty to arrange the categories by importance/relevance, comedy would definitely be the showcased genre, but alas, romance/love is too powerful (as the show has taught us). That was something that I thought would come up, so thank you for addressing it early.

As for the next chapter, clop. The following chapter? Oddly enough, the rising action with plenty of funny in between!
Thanks again to everyone who's felt an emotion when reading this! I support my non-robotic brethren, and I have a bumper-sticker that says as much, ironic as it be.

Please tell me that Twilight's mom loves anal.

2613502 O_O
Okay, why am i replied?

2613559 I have no idea. I didn't reply to you.

2613560 Glich?

2613561 Maybe

HEY TWILIGHT!!!

I fucked your mom!
*Faints!*
Ha, I won!

Loved the chapter. Make another soon, please.

Moar.

2613502 Probably loves giving it, from the way she behaves.

This story......scares me at times. I'll be coming back for more.

2613989 shit just got real

Get your bludgeon ready Mrs. Sparkle. There are a lot of bronies who are just as dumb as your husband.

Unique and very intesrting premise so far. I personally don't like the way Spike is kind of a jackass. Or maybe that's just me. And like some others, I do belive you should use just a bit less jokes.

He gulped, “P-Princess?” She removed something from her royal garb. It was a stocking with a face and suit drawn on. She bore the stocking and shoved it in the guard’s mouth until he fell to the ground. “Have a nice day.” She promptly giggled and galloped into the castle.

The fuck?!
Why is she even using a stocking? Are these characters antros?

Why The Shield? They R a bunch of coward who doesn't deserve 2 B champions aftershave The infinite times they attacked other superstars

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hooves

hooves

hooves

hooves

hooves

hooves

hooves

Yes, they are definitely anthros.

I think Spike should drop the People's Elbow on someone candy-ass.

thank the moon somepony finaly states what a dictaotor celasta is. you get a follow just for that!!!!!!!!!

BELIEVE IN THE SHIELD!

Ponies and Wrestling... SO AWESOME