Our lovable oaf Spike is persuaded into having sex with his best friend's mom! How could this happen? Is this one of those "dream" cop-outs? I don't think so. After all, I don't really exist!
awesome if you write a sequel, spike should be velvet's gala date. it would be priceless too see twilight's reaction for her best friend fucking her mom.
This may be the funniest clop fic I have ever read, it's certainly a up there for funniest fic of all time.
“Y-y-you’re Twilight Sparkle: Duke of New York, A-Number-1!”
An Escape from New York qoute......
I laughed so hard at this scene, I almost shat myself. The whole dream flashback was hilarious, but this is when I lost it.
“So you’re saying she just needs to… ‘relieve herself’ and this mess will be behind us?”
It was at this opportune time that Spike’s sleep-talking got the better of him.
“Just give me 5 minutes, I’ll make ‘em squeal.” He mumbled loudly. Everyone immediately shot their head in his direction.
“EXCUSE ME?!?” the mayor bellowed, jarring the drake from his slumber.
“Hunh?” Spike lazily groaned, as the mayor jumped across the room onto the unsuspecting drake, and promptly pummeled him until several guards escorted them out of the room.
Twilight rolled her eyes before cringing. “Did you eat the soap too? Your breath is a tad… awful.” She said with a pinched nose.
There was also the Milkshake cover up, and that fantastic lie he told Twilight. At the end of this, I guessing it doesn't stay platonic with benefits between Spike and Velvet.
If you're dropping the clop, I wouldn't mind picking it up for you. Doesn't hurt my brain as much. Minus comical reasoning and purely with your viewers in mind.
hrrumph
Otherwise, great read. I was fortunate enough to understand all the references. Hope it doesn't continue as such, though. I only know so much.
"I don't believe in using roofies. I need them to be able to struggle."
awesome if you write a sequel, spike should be velvet's gala date. it would be priceless too see twilight's reaction for her best friend fucking her mom.
That was selfish of Velvet not even letting her husband watch her go down on Spike.
YUS
Oh Twilight, Spike could have got a couple more hours in there.
What a shame. Looking back at your first chapter I had have thought you like writing clop, but ok. Still did a nice job!
This chapter had me in stitches.
2868291 Sorry about your car.
hay I have been trying to find the cover art for this fic but no luck so do you know where it is P.S great fic btw
This story will be VERY great! GOOD JOB!!
This may be the funniest clop fic I have ever read, it's certainly a up there for funniest fic of all time.
An Escape from New York qoute......
I laughed so hard at this scene, I almost shat myself. The whole dream flashback was hilarious, but this is when I lost it.
Hmm...soap that smells like crotch?
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There was also the Milkshake cover up, and that fantastic lie he told Twilight. At the end of this, I guessing it doesn't stay platonic with benefits between Spike and Velvet.
Step-dad Spike the Dragon.
"But mom, he's younger than me."
If you're dropping the clop, I wouldn't mind picking it up for you. Doesn't hurt my brain as much. Minus comical reasoning and purely with your viewers in mind.
hrrumph
Otherwise, great read. I was fortunate enough to understand all the references. Hope it doesn't continue as such, though. I only know so much.
This is so light and good. A good write for the day. Twilight on the door was a good idea. Please, more.
excellent chapter
Q: will Twilight be joining in on the fun? or is this all Velvet?
Curse you Twilight! it was just getting good too.
Oh Damn you Twilight...you have to ruin the fun.
Nice chapter by the way.
awsome dude love your work
I agree with you, my clop-fics were given more dislikes than likes, but at least they got likes! Sadly, they got lots of negative comments!
Pretty sweet chapter! Also, i'm glad you're okay from that Tornado. That couldn't have been any fun.
Spike banged a CRAZY pony.