Thanks to Claudia Donovan for the picture!
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Twilight Sparkle paced the floor impatiently. "What on earth could Celestia want to meet me for? She's never set up a visit specifically with me." She hastily adjusted a vase sitting near the door. "Spike, are the refreshments ready?"
"You betcha', Twilight. I've got daffodil sandwiches and carrot soup." Spike smiled proudly.
"Thank you very much, Spike. I'm so nervous. Celestia's never come to the library before, and I want everything to go perfect." Spike saluted her, laughing a bit as he ran back upstairs to clean more. Twilight nervously kicked at the floor. A knock came to the door. Twilight jumped, her heart pounding. "Okay, Twilight, you can do this." She whispered to herself. She blew out a puff of air, opening the door.
Celestia stood at the door, her royal mane billowing around her despite the lack of wind. "Hello, my most faithful student." Celestia seemed a bit distracted, looking around the library. Each book was placed perfectly in its own place, and each surface had been meticulously dusted to the point of perfection. "How have you been?"
"I've been lovely, princess. Please, come in." Twilight stepped aside, her hoof held out in welcome.
"Is Spike home?" Celestia asked, walking in.
"Yes, he is. He made some refreshments for us." Twilight smiled. "It isn't what you'd be used to in Canterlot, but I've grown to adore a simple meal during my time here in Ponyville."
"Twilight, I'm afraid I didn't come here to talk. I have... an alternative agenda that I must adhere to." Celestia confessed, guilt flashing in her eyes, along with another emotion Twilight couldn't quite identify. It looked almost like worry, or possibly even fear. Twilight shook her head a bit, convincing herself she was simply imagining it.
"Oh, really?" Twilight asked. "Well, what was it that you needed to discuss?"
Celestia looked to the ground, frowning. "Twilight, do you know what next month is?"
"Of course I do, princess, it's going to be mating season." Twilight thought for a moment. "Not that I'm going to participate." She added quickly, a light blush gracing her cheeks.
"Twilight, do you know how mating season works?" Celestia asked.
"Yeah, my parents showed me the book, or rather, I found it." Twilight shrugged a bit. She was slightly confused as to the origin of these questions. "It doesn't appeal to me much."
"I didn't think it would." Celestia sighed a bit. "That makes this a lot harder."
"Makes what harder?" Twilight cocked her head to the side.
"Twilight... Equestria is dying." Celestia frowned.
"What are you talking about? Everypony's happy, the economy's never been better, not to mention that there haven't been any major disasters since Nightmare Moon's defeat, everything's great!" Twilight smiled brightly.
"Twilight, surely you've noticed how few males there are. Ponies aren't breeding like they should be, and Equestria cannot survive without new foals each year." Celestia sighed a bit. "Twilight, you are going to have to mate this year."
Twilight's mouth opened in shock. "What?! B-but princess, how am I going to find a male that quickly?! How can I possibly do... that? It's so disgusting!" Twilight looked at the princess, her eyes full of fear and, for the first time ever, anger towards her teacher. "Please, don't make me do this."
Celestia turned from Twilight, looking to the ground. "Twilight, I am sorry, but in order for Equestria to survive, you must come to Canterlot. There is a male there that has been chosen for his fertility, and he shall be your mate."
"This is messed up, princess! You can't expect me to do this! And why have none of my books said anything about this?!" Twilight was fuming, unable to believe that this was the same Celestia that once taught her, that was practically her mother, that she had once called friend.
"We have had to keep it a secret, or else we'd risk ponies moving away to the Zebra kingdom to avoid it." Celestia sighed. "I know I am asking a lot of you, but you are the only pony I am giving a choice to, because I know you'll make the right decision."
"Princess, this is a big decision for me to make..." Twilight sighed, pacing the floor once again.
"Equestria needs you, Twilight. I need you." Celestia pleaded.
Twilight allowed herself to think long and hard about it. After all, being out of commission for a few months, not to mention that she would have to actually mate first, this was looking bad. But it was for Equestria, and maybe she could use it to her advantage. "I'll do it, but on one condition." Twilight finally said.
"Of course, my faithful student, what is your request?" Celestia sighed with relief.
"I want to choose the male." Twilight bit her lip, hoping her plan would work.
"Oh." Celestia seemed a bit taken aback. She smirked a small bit. "Did you have anypony in mind?"
"Well...." Twilight blushed a bit. "There is somepony."
"My, my, Twilight, you surprise me." Celestia chuckled. "Who would you like?"
Twilight looked down, mumbling something unintelligible.
"What was that, dear?" Celestia asked.
"Big Macintosh." Twilight blushed.
"Oh, really? The red stallion who works at Sweet Apple Acres?" Celestia raised an eyebrow.
"Yes." Twilight shrugged a bit, blushing. "He's cute."
"I will have it set up." Celestia smiled a bit, relieved that her student accepted.
"When will I have to go?" Twilight asked.
"You will have a week to prepare, then you will come to Canterlot for a week, during which time... well, you've read the book." Celestia chuckled softly.
Twilight nodded. "I will see you then."
"Farewell, Twilight." Celestia smiled. She walked out the door, her chariot taking her high into the sky and out of view.
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The entire week, Twilight refused to leave her home, and instead read every romance book she could get her hooves on, trying to learn the secret art of seduction. Spike wasn't helpful at all, because he just laughed each time she'd practice. The day finally came, the first day of mating season. Twilight nervously stamped her hoof, waiting for the time to come when the chariot would arrive to take her and Big Macintosh to Canterlot. A knock came at the door, causing Twilight to jump. She panted. "Okay, okay, you can do this Twilight." She took in a deep breath, opening the door. One of the princess's guards was standing at the door, his armor flashing in the midday sun.
"Miss Sparkle, I am here to escort you to Canterlot." The guard told her.
"Of course, sir." Twilight looked over his shoulder, a large red stallion already in the chariot. He looked very confused. "Hey, Big Macintosh!" She called out to him in a small moment of bravery.
The stallion looked to her. "Oh, hey Twilight, y'all know what's going on here?"
"Um..... no." Twilight blushed a bit. She climbed into the chariot with him.
The guard hooked the harness to himself and began to fly towards Canterlot.
Twilight shuffled her feet awkwardly, unsure of what to say. "So..... how is it going?" Smooth, Twilight, She thought. Real smooth.
"Fine, I suppose." Big Macintosh shrugged a bit. "A bit behind schedule on the apple buckin', but we'll make it, we always do."
"How interesting." Twilight smiled, a lump settling in her throat.
"You alright, Twilight?" Big Macintosh turned to her. "Ya' seem a bit distracted."
"Yes, of course I'm fine, why wouldn't I be fine? Everything's fine." Twilight said quickly.
Big Macintosh looked at her strangely for a second, but eventually just shrugged and looked off the side of the chariot.
Twilight remained silent for the rest of the journey, not wanting to say something stupid.
The two landed and were brought into a large, pure white chamber that felt just as much like home to Twilight as the Ponyville library. They had arrived at the castle's throne room, the room where Twilight used to give her reports to Celestia from. Large, intimidating marble columns stood like soldiers on either side of the main walkway designated by a red, velvet carpet. The two stopped directly in front of Princess Celestia. Big Macintosh immediately bowed.
"Mister Macintosh, rise, for today, you are more important than I." Celestia gave him a welcoming smile.
Big Macintosh slowly rose, very confused. "What in the hay is going on here?"
"Twilight hasn't told you?" Celestia asked.
"No, princess, I don't know what's going on either." Twilight winked at the princess, hoping she'd get the hint.
"Oh... Of course." Celestia smirked. "Mating season has begun, and you two have been chosen as one of the couples that will be mating this year."
"Matin'? Me? With Twilight? No can do, missy." Big Macintosh shook his head.
Twilight's heart dropped to her stomach. "W-what? Why not? What's wrong with me?!" She started to get mad.
"It's nothing against y'all, Twilight, but I couldn't possibly take advantage of ya' like that, even by order of the princess." Big Macintosh bowed to the princess again. "I'm afraid I'll have to decline."
"No, you don't have to, you wouldn't be taking advantage!" Twilight pleaded. "It's for Equestria!"
"You feelin' all right, Twilight? Y'all don't seem ta' be actin' like yerself." Big Macintosh furrowed his brow.
"Y-yeah, I'm fine." Twilight sighed. "I'm sorry, princess."
"I'm sorry as well." Celestia looked at the two, her eyes filled with yet another emotion Twilight had never seen the princess wear. This time, however, the emotion seemed to be malice. "But you will have to do this, it is too late for us to find anypony else."
"How can you make us?" Big Macintosh asked a bit angrily.
"Guards." Celestia turned to the two guards that were by her side. "Take them to The Mating Chambers."
"Princess..." Twilight looked to her. "You don't have to do this, I'll pick a different male."
"Wait, pick?" Big Macintosh blinked.
"I'm sorry, it is too late." Celestia turned from Twilight, turning her nose up at the unicorn.
The guards dragged Twilight and Big Macintosh into a small room made of stone. The stones were all pristine, and it appeared that this room had been deserted for a number of years, if it had indeed ever been used. A small cloth cot was the only furniture to be found in the depressing room, and even that was ripped. "You won't be coming out until the deed is done." One armored guard said.
"This is crazy!" Big Macintosh said angrily.
"Y-yeah... how dare they." Twilight said sadly. She laid in the corner, staring at the wall.
"Twilight, what did you mean you'd pick a different male?" Big Macintosh asked.
"I meant... well, I... I was..." Twilight sighed. "Oh, well, you would have found out eventually. The princess let me choose who my mate would be. I chose you."
"Why on earth did you choose me?!" Big Macintosh asked, his eyes wide with surprise.
"Because... because I like you, okay?" Twilight stared even more intensely at the wall, wishing she had never spoken.
Big Macintosh blinked a few times. "Really?"
"Yes..." Twilight said quietly. "I don't really know why, but... you make me feel all... weird."
"Twilight..." Big Macintosh seemed unsure of what to say. "You really wanted to mate... with me?"
"I did." Twilight sighed. "I'm sorry to have forced you into this situation."
"Don't be." Big Macintosh smiled at her. "After all, mating with a pony like you, as long as she's willin', well, that would be just fine for me."
Twilight's ears perked up a bit. "But, didn't you just say..."
"I said I wouldn't mate with a lady that was only doing it because the princess said so." Big Macintosh smiled at her. "I'm a bit sweet on you myself."
"Really?" Twilight's voice cracked, causing her to blush.
Big Macintosh smiled, licking her cheek. "Of course."
Twilight's face exploded in blush. She turned and looked at Big Macintosh, looking into his eyes. His eyes were staring gently into hers. She shook a bit, nervous. "A-are you sure you want to do this?"
Big Macintosh shrugged a bit. "If you are. It seems like the only way out of here anyways."
"Yes, I am." Twilight blushed a bit. "But... I don't really know how..."
Big Macintosh blushed a bit, although with his red coat, it was nearly invisible. "Me either. Ah' mean, I've watched while the animals have done... it... but I don't think that I could ever... do it... Ah may seem all big and confident, but between the two of us, I'm actually pretty shy."
Twilight sidled closer to the stallion, nuzzling his neck. "We have a week, we might as well start here."
"I don't know if I can do this... you are one of my sister's closest friends." Big Macintosh frowned a bit.
"Not tonight." Twilight shrugged a bit. "Tonight I am your mate. Nothing more, nothing less."
Big Macintosh looked at her, his eyes meeting with hers. "But you are more."
"More?" She asked.
"There is no such thing as just a mate. If we do this thing, we'll be together forever, whether we like it or not." Big Macintosh looked to her. "Are you sure I'm the stallion you want to spend the rest of your life with?"
Twilight smiled." I am more sure of this than anything I've ever done." She gently kissed his cheek.
Big Macintosh blushed a bit, putting his hoof around her. "Twilight, I think this may be the beginning of a beautiful relationship."
"I hope so." Twilight nuzzled his neck, smiling happily.
"Eeyup." Big Macintosh smiled, wrapping his neck around hers in an embrace. "I do too."
Twilight had a nagging feeling in the back of her mind that she should be more worried about Celestia's behavior, but right now, all she wanted to do was lay on the cold, dank floor of the prison she was locked in and cuddle with the mate that she had basically caused to be kidnapped. And she had never felt more happy.
Decent story, could be promising. Should be interesting to see what happens to other characters.
Bookworm unicorn falls for earth tilling pony, quite an interesting mix. Princess Celestia forcing her hoof on the matter seems a bit out of place but understandable given the circumstances concerning the gravity of the situation. So far it's pretty good! Can't wait to see what you do next.
Decent. Can't wait to see Dash and Pinkie Pie.
It was alright... just some of the characterizations are a little off hand, like Twilight would never get mad at Celestia even if she completely disagrees to her views and methods. But I guess in any normal circumstance, being asked to literally have sex is out of context.
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According to canon, she's also never been asked to have sex with a complete stranger, against her will.
My wondering why they don't have artificial insemination in Equestria is balanced out by my relief at finally figuring out where Dinky comes from.
Not bad. This may be promising. Though I am more of a FlutterMac man myself, but I guess this works.
So much more could have been done with this. Consider for a moment what is actually being proposed; it’s akin to government sanctioned rape. The concept is hilariously dark and has soooo much potential as a light hearted slice-of-life in the midst of crisis. For instance, what if the rules had been around for a while, though never fully enacted until now? I could imagine the propaganda posters declaring ‘duty-bound’ contract. As for Twilight, whom better to lead the example than the prized sudent of their goddess, a hero to all of equestria?
Yet this consept is pushed aside in favor of ‘shove them in a room until they agree to rutt’.
Between poor characterizations, emotionally flat scenes, an overly hurried plot and a need for a total suspension of disbelief to tackle the scenarios put forth, over all I’d rate this story a 2.5
There is potential and I would love to see it reached, but a wrewrite would sadly be required to tap into that golden nugget.
this story is awesome beyond color
well you have my attention let's see if you can keep it
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I'm kind of a BraeShy myself, maybe an OctaviShy.
I suppose Twilight and MacIntosh is a cute couple. After all, Big MacIntosh IS one of those weird REALLY smart southerner-type guys. Sorta like The Engie from TF2.
Silly Twilight, you should have suckered him within that week. At least it wouldn't have been that awkward.
you know someone is gona write down what happens in that cell and post it someday. Other than that Awesome!
BAHAHAHA~
this made me LoL it is a really good story i imagened celestia was going to send big mac TO THE MOON!!
If population decline were really a problem, wouldn't a shortage of males mean that males would have to mate with multiple females? But then, we get Mac's speech that he and Twi would be paired exclusively. So the number of breeding pairs is limited by the number of males, and there will be excess females. And Celestia is choosing which ones. Sounds like eugenics.
I think I love you for this story
why do i feel like this is going to turn into a Molestia story?
I see multiple issuse with this:
Lack of government fertility propaganda
One female per male
Celestia spending time on having individual ponnies thrown into mating chamber.
I would much preffer this to be along the lines of: Once a year every female has a heat and that makes every male horny. After a week it stops and everypony gets back to normal life. It would also explain Derpy Hooves daughter, noblity (and prince Blueblood) and such. Equestria has some married couples too, but it is explainable by ponnies liking each other after sex, and male sticking around to help faise foal.
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oh god that reminds me: who will Fluttershy...do it, with. I mean, that pony's affraid of her own shadow.
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Dinky came from science! D3rpy Inc is stamped onto the bottom of her back right hoof, right next to a tattoo declaring "Property of the Alacran Estate". Ref. from an awesome book. Read it sometime.
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I think she was acting as if she was giving no second thoughts to the matter, likely- no, especially, since Twi had *W o_o I u_o N o_o K* ed at her just prior.
And "Yet this consept is pushed aside in favor of ‘shove them in a room until they agree to rutt’." just cracked me up. I almost s_-_ m'self I laughed so hard. Not really, but still.... lol. I give it a five so far.
Celestia is acting out of character? well then maybe she's upset that there's no Alicorn male for her.
what the heck!!!!!
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Cue Molestia.
Sorry you two. No Molestia and Lunaughty perv spying tonight. Beat it!
Molestia: Oh come on...
Lunaughty: I'll be your friend!
I already have my fair share of friends.
Lunaughty: Yeah, none.
WHAT WAS THAT!?
Lunaughty: Nothing!
All I have to say is:
0_o
WHY IS IT SO AWESOME?!
6769 your are correct
i'm not a twilight+ big mac fan because i'm a zacora + big mac fan but this story is decent 5/5
Really good story, I'm tracking and reading the rest
I've seen several people here comment about lesbian pairings. Didn't you notice,but Celestia's point is for new foals to be born?
6769 you mean Twilight falling in love with THE BIGGEST AND AWESOMEST PIMP OF ALL TIME?!
Can't say I'm surprised.
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A fic exists that is EXACTLY what you are descibing, and it's absolutely hilarious, too! Try "Beating The Heat" by Andrew Joshua Talon, here on Fimfiction.
183095 Ok you and bronyhood of steel are every were
This could be reworked into something marvelous. Here's my take on how this chapter has unfolded:
1. Celestia should have accepted Twilight's hospitality, sat down, made a little bit of light conversation, and THEN told her the news. It is out of character how abrupt the scene unfolds.
2. Big. Mac. talks. too. much. He shouldn't have a sentence more than 3 words long. Twilight should make all of the initiation.
3. Sudden romance is too sudden. The opening needs to be at least a LITTLE awkward.
4. This mating chamber is a damp dungeon? No bed? No carpet? come on!