Fifty-odd years after Twilight Sparkle took the throne, Equestria is in a golden age of technomagical innovation, with concepts from the human world competing with entirely original innovations in an upward spiral of ingenuity that promises to last forever.

… Sorry, make that promised to last forever.

On an entirely unrelated note, two elderly twin unicorns just teleported to an uncharted tropical island.

A double entry in the Dialogue-Only contest and the Tropical Post-Apocalyptic contest. Rated Teen for references to alcohol and almost certain death.

Flim and Flam come prepared to the Ponyville Schoolhouse with what they thought was a foolproof plan to solicit from their easiest victims yet - unknowing foals. But when Cheerilee bars them entry due to their names appearing on a newly-circulated list of ponies of a certain nature, they realize their problems may run deeper than a day of lost profits.