No I am not dead, haven't left the site or the fandom, anyone who checks my page can usually find me logged in as I usually have a tab of fimfic open.

Rest your heads easy, you'll get Handyventures in due time once I have acquired the requisite faggotry. Possibly more than that, but lets not get cocky. Anyway, I hope 2017 has been finding you guys well.

Remember, eat all your school, stay in vegetables, drink your teeth, don't do sleep, get eight hours of drugs and most importantly:

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...of life.

Yeah, pretty much as the title states. Another update on how i'm doing for those that are interested of course! Ramble-Ramble.

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It's almost like I've got a main account that maybe you should follow if you want the good shit.

Another update for the Lunbra contest~

Due to one of the judges resigning, there is now a new judge. NorrisTheSpooky/Pony/Faget will be judging for the contest as well as submitting an honorary entry.

here's a better promo for my discord server because if y'all wanna join, y'all better PM me:

-i abuse power always
-got some fun folks so far
-we have custom emojis of smash mouth and tide pods already
-some fantastic pony art is getting posted
-many memes have been spoken
-there's writing stuff too
-tbh i should write stuff now
-roles for all
-there's a meme about me now

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Chapter six of FA is out. Sorry for the weird update times, life's being weird.

Sorry for not having much else to say as well.

I hope you guys enjoy the chapter!

There's been at least four people who have been having trouble completing their contest entry for the Lunbra contest, and maybe even more. Today would have been the deadline, but since I've been thinking about it, and about how extremely excited everyone has seemed about the whole thing, you have been given one last increase in writing time even though this contest has been going since September.

There are now four entries, and three other contests currently going on.

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happy hanukkah, motherfuckers

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Well. This is certainly a thing. Remember The Company We Keep? Y'know, that cheesy supernatural horror-comedy that I wrote with Cadance progressively going insane, but in style? And all the ghosts and stuff?

Just like Tomb of Magic it's finally gotten an updated and revised version, with some new dialogue and any errors - like continuity errors - fixed. Unlike TOM it didn't need any new scenes or anything, but there's about 2-4k* of words that weren't there before now.

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Oh boy. Here's installment four. As with the previous blogs, reading those before this one is going to make much more sense. This blog contains spoilers for the next chapters of Bride of Discord that I'm gonna be going over in here... unless I somehow skipped some. Dunno if I did since I'm constructing this from the notes on my iPod that I made 'bout a month ago and I didn't have anything to say for two or so chapters. If you want to check out the story for yourself - which I encourage you to

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I heard you like my one shots. That's great, 'cause I like them too. The problem is some of my one shots don't seem to work as standalone stuff. This does not make me happy. This does not make my readers happy.

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Except I'll be in person this time. Y'all will get to hear my voice for once, and ask me cool stuff. Just join the group and ask ANYTHING about writing, memes, my life, or whatever. Please no lewd things. You'll get to hear my disappointment in humanity live or when it goes up on Youtube. That's right, putting me on youtube finally makes me a real gamer. I think that's how it works.

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Wow. A thing happened.

An important thing.

Holy shit.

Holy shit.

Look how fucking introspective I sound.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Just need to breathe here.

Favorable Alignment? My precious baby of a novel? It's done?

It's quite a surprise... If you look at the statistics, I pumped out 360k in a year, on this story alone, so it took a year to write this, eh? Not really.

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It’s fast, yeah!

The mobile version is going to be ticking me off for a while. Can’t even begin to figure it out.

The emojis make me cry on the inside. Please, make it stop.

Some of the page stuff and typing thingy blog toolbar whatever looks okay.

But the rest? The new look.

Not digging it one bit. It’s actually really confusing to my eyes and just looks... ehhhh.

Guess I’ll see where this goes?

This is almost a review. It's me telling you to read things and why; that's certainly close enough. Why did I chose the subject of coffee? Well, other than the fact that it is relevant to the things I shall be hurling at you, it is something that people like, apparently.

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