Here's a quote that oftens inspires me to write garbage.

"Ha ha ha!" Then, for no reason, he left Earth forever. The end.

"There. Now he's trapped in a book I wrote. A crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors."

"The Big Brain am winning again. I am the greetest! Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!"

My latest story: Fry And The Alien Sun Pony

Is a crackship of Philip J. Fry and Princess Celestia. What are your thoughts on this crackship?

And what are your thoughts on my story of it?

I actually might watch this. Looks silly, but it's Futurama.

Today is the birthday of my friend Curify. He released a wholesome story about the miracle of birf and discussing a variety of other tasty snack foods.

You can trust me.

TBabe, Why Is She Saying That Word?

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

Flurry Heart learned a few new words that Shining is way more worried about than Cadance.

• Cadance
• Shining Armor
• Flurry Heart

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Santa hats are all well and good, but I like to mix it up each year. I've done Santa, Rudolph, the Krampus...

And this year, we're going for those deep cuts.

There's nothing like driving home when it's late and you're tired and an accident shuts down the whole highway into a crawl.

Then this comes up on your playlist:

... and you're like 😎 "hell, yea!"

People be looking over like "WTF?", but you don't care. You're rocking out and the happiest person on the whole damn highway!

Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film

Read More