Traffic can suck my ass · 10:06pm Dec 23rd, 2016
Seriously, I don't fucking understand the traffic system on the East Coast. Out on the South Coast the traffic lights actually have sensors that do their job, while East Coast has timers.
Seriously, I don't fucking understand the traffic system on the East Coast. Out on the South Coast the traffic lights actually have sensors that do their job, while East Coast has timers.
Hm, I'm not sure if I am imagining it, or if I am just growing vain, but is it just me, or has viewer traffic gone down on the site??
My two latest stories, Valhalla & Little Ninja, they are gaining views insanely slow. I'm not going to stop writing, but I would be lying if I said the lack of traffic did not concern me.
There's nothing like driving home when it's late and you're tired and an accident shuts down the whole highway into a crawl.
Then this comes up on your playlist:
... and you're like 😎 "hell, yea!"
People be looking over like "WTF?", but you don't care. You're rocking out and the happiest person on the whole damn highway!
I planned on making this blog post a long time ago.
So, some stuff has happened since I published my latest chapter. I was in my first traffic collision among other things. I quit my job, I turned back my circadian (actually, I flapped it the whole way around), and of course I started jotting down notes for my next chapter.
I haven’t worked a lot on my upcoming chapter... and yet, I have. I guess that’s a bit confusing. Let’s take it from the top.
I once worked my way up to management. Management sucks. I now have a UnionJob where I am part of the crew. As a manager, I learned that the almost universal policy of being able to fire employees who are more than 1 minute late 3 times in 28 days (20 workdays) exists just so that over half the workforce is fireable at all times. This makes cutting the workforce quickly easy.
As a manager, I decided on this policy:
Maybe it's just me but, at a certain point one must consider their lunch or dinner choices before heading into traffic. You see, traffic is a cruel mistress. It slows up, bogs down and in pretty much any other way it can will make your life difficult. Add into it a sizeable Mexican meal and it becomes the slowest most arduous race against the devil to get home and not ruin your pants.