IN WHICH I LAY STUFF OUT
Yes, I'm very aware it's only been five or so hours since my last blogpost. That post was me bragging that I still know how to grill meat and that I am in fact making progress on stories for y'all, albeit slowly.

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I blame the PMS.
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/open-gently/201310/36-questions-bring-you-closer-together

(This blog was written for Onemansponyramblings, and it’s posted in there as per today. Chris, the guy who runs the site (and one of the curators of the RCL), asked for guest columns and I offered one about random humor and all that jazz. I figured some of you might want to read this too, so here it comes. Make sure to check the blog as

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What the fuck am I doing with my life? I thought I could do more things this summer now that I can drive but I was wrong. I'm just complaining on the internet.

Short Film Rating Scale:

💜: Lovely! Absolutely beautiful!
🩷: Pretty cute.
❤️: That’s adorable. But I’ve seen better.
💙: Decent.
🩵: Um, that’s kinda weird.
🩶: Not good-looking.
🖤: The ugliest thing I’ve ever seen!

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I watched the sun rise at midnight.

I watched an impossible dawn.

I watched an explosion so far away it took half a minute for me to hear it and it still rattled my bones.

I watched as, for the first time, humanity reached a milestone on a quest to live on other worlds.

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Well, this is an interesting episode. I feel that the premise is a tad arbitrary— much like last week's episode, this is a lesson that Rainbow should already have long learnt. But in spite of that, the imagery is just so good. Holy crud, even when knowing the gist of the plot it was actually pretty exciting. So, as usual, have some thoughts!

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GO FOLLOW HER

SHE IS AN AMAZING FRIEND, REALLY KIND AND ENCOURAGING, AND IS ACTIVELY BLOGGING AND COMMENTING ON OTHER BLOGS

SERIOUSLY

SHE'S THE ONE WHO GOT ME INTO FIMFICTION

GO FOLLOW HER NOW!

love ya lauren

Crappy camera
crappy photo editor
crappy photographer (me)
yay

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Hi guys! I had a question for some of y'all. I've been teasing that true crime-y/NSFW gore story project for a while. It's currently 7/11 chapters into it's first act. I have the eighth on the backburner while I work on Enemy of Mine first, of course. I don't normally do research on stories or for their content beyond "How can I make a pun out of this?" and "How does this thing work?" because I generally do not need to. Fantasy story research doesn't generally fall in the realm of

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No, for real -- the title ain't lying. If I arc my back a little when touching the ground after a situp and then let it down slowly, my shirt creates a weird bubble of air and it makes the fartest noise I've heard in my life. It was hilarious.

Shut up. It's 4 am and I can't sleep. I just heard that due to some bureaucratic mishap I don't have a house near my university yet so I'll be forced to skip the first couple days. Let me enjoy my back farts in peace.

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My little brother and I went to the new store and it was ♫glorious♫! My mom gave me money to buy Ovaltine and only Ovaltine, but I used some of my own money to buy shit for myself. I got coconut oil, which has a fuckton of different uses, including but not limited to conditioner, lotion, mouthwash, makeup remover, and massage oil. I used it along with olive oil, almond oil, and aloe vera to make a hair serum. If you apply this shit to

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Okay, I think it’s finally time to put this thing to bed (Preferably one in the Oliver Twist workhouse!).

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In all honesty, I saw this short back when it first debuted on Disney+, having managed to regain access to one of my family member's accounts. And when I saw it...I was instantly blown away by how awesome it was! Everything about "Once Upon a Studio" was a truly beautiful way of celebrating Disney's 100th anniversary, and it was a genuinely touching tribute to Walt Disney himself as well. And to Burny Mattinson, considering he passed away before the short was released.

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Twice a week, I’m immortal, and my brain contains the entire fucking Universe. Alternatively, I die. Zero middle ground.

Let’s talk about stress, exhaustion, and the need for a creative outlet. But, you know, in a funny way.

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