...but then I found out we are getting MULTIPLE EQG shorts with the characters in their beach attire.

Someone track down the gif from Archer for me.

You know the one.
-Fuzz

She's really cute.

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No, she doesn't have anything to do with Fairchild Semiconductor beyond her name.

That's the name right up there, but who is she?

https://www.equestriadaily.com/2019/10/my-little-pony-series-finale-episode.html

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Jesus christ... I don't even know where to begin..

Holy crap, that was some of the sloppiest schlock hack writing the show has ever vomited forth.

Screw all continuity, laziest Deus Ex ever... my god. Thank goodness the show is ending.

I'm just going to list the most glaring things that were utterly wrong, and a few of the lacking developments. I sat in shock at the diarrhea of writing I'd just seen splashed upon the screen for a time.

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sauce

~SpooOoOooOOooOOooky~

When's Halloween anyway? What's that? October?

Oh wow... I'm really late.

I hope your bones are ready! Because I'm going to surprise you with a spoopy GhooooOooost Squad chapter later this week!

*hurriedly smashes the submit button before he has time to regret*

I volunteered to help CosmicAlchemist24 with his Story Twilight's Realm-Advanced Generation, where Twilight goes to the Pokemon World after her friends and Celestia abandon her over her suspicions, just as Ash begins his journey in Hoenn. And suffice to say, my help was accepted.

I'm now a co-writer with another author!

I'm pretty happy right now.

So, check out the story if you have time. It's pretty good.

My story is on hiatus, I lose internet soon.
I'll be back as soon as I can. I have lots more done and want to post it, but that's going to be a while. Internet is important, but it's not a priority so this could take me a while. I look forward to coming back and seeing you all again. And seeing all of the stories that are posted during my absence. (And getting to my read later list when I’m not panicked.)
A few specific goodbyes right now.

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I got my motivation for this story back. It was behind your mom this whole time, and it’s taken me months to walk around her. Not only that, it was also hiding under my self-loathing and crippling fear of imperfection. I know this story isn’t perfect, and that’s perfectly k.

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This is all in reference to this story, which is where I would be posting this except I seem to have been blocked. Or at least I think I have. The error message I got when trying to post this was incredibly vague and unhelpful (Failed to post). Anyways, long story short, to say that the comments on that story have been contentious all around would be an understatement, during which I

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'Tis a new year and a new blog post!

So, originally I was going to write a buffer of 10 or so chapters, which meant that I was planning on releasing my book early (maybe) 2019, but then I decided, to heck with that! I'm going to write the entire book before releasing it! And thus I will now be doing just that.

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This is basically the episode about hiding spoilers for those who haven't seen an episode.

The parts where Pinkie Pie started talking in unison with Twilight at the beginning are so me when I know something in advance.

That is all.

Hey there guys, gals and enby pals! So, as you may have intuited from my previous blog post featuring cover art by incomparable pixel-wrangler and all-around amazingly nice guy NadnerbD, my novel-length mad science everypony crackfic Contraptionology! is getting a full-on paper version, containing fewer typos but the exact same number of dated early-fandom and pop culture references!

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I've got two ever so boring looking classes this month for school, and I'm screwed. Why the hay would I do stuff I'm not interested in? Sociology? I don't remember wanting that class. English, unfortunately, is required, so I've got another month of English... URGH-

It's called Apples Don't Care, it's incesty-an-orgyy-andfetilityy. I'm serializing it as practice for my Fallout: Equestria later this year.

Read it. Enjoy.

on a day just like this one 365 days ago, a certain someone had a terribly wonderful idea that would consume the next nine-ish months of her life.

Hey, sorry to bother you guys right now but I just need something to improve my bad mood right now. I don't want to get into what's gotten me into such a foul mood right now but anything you can provide to get me out of it would be nice. A funny joke would probably do it, though anything else would do as long as it's not something that would make most people blush.

Okay, so I was just browsing my feed when I saw this blog post that really pissed me off. You can read the whole thing in the link below, along with my thoughts on it's content in the comments section.

http://www.fimfiction.net/blog/690413/this-made-me-sick-to-my-stomach-a-woman-pretends-to-throw-her-screaming-terrified-child-out-of-the-house-because-he-voted-for-trump-in-a-school-election

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So I just got home from work a few minutes ago, and the first thing I learned upon walking in the door was...that our Boston Terrier, Oberst, had passed away while I was at work.

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...so I searched 'what do' on the derpi for an appropriate image. But you know what?

Fuck 'appropriate.'

While you deal with that, I'm going to figure out if I would rather write, draw, or play some vidja gaymes.

Stay terrified.
-Fuzz

Okay, if any of you out there knows where I can find and get this 'Flash' thing to do my animations better, send me some links, because I can't seem to find what I'm looking for. There's loads of shit out there misdirecting me and taking me to books about using Flash. I just want to know where I can buy or download the damn program.