Random idea I suddenly had. Funny, but not enough for a full story. At least, not without a lot of padding.

• Equestria develops radio
• Maud Pie gets a show
• "The Rock Hour."
• It's literally her talking about rocks for an hour.

Still working on You And I. It should be out by Friday or Saturday. Other than that, not much is happening. A student threw a pencil and another tried to blame it on me, because, yet again, I'm the classroom scapegoat. I just wish people would leave me alone and stop bothering me. But other than that, nothing new today.

3 men are walking down the street. Two of them walk into a bar, the other ducks.

Sorry.

Later fools!

So, this horse is watching MTV and sees a guy playing guitar all wiggly-widdly-widdly-wiggly.

And the horse is just into it and says "Man, I gotta learn to do that!!

So he calls up the music teacher and is like "Hey man!!! I saw this guy playing guitar and I really need to learn to play guitar now, but there's one problem... Imma horse.."

Music Teacher says "No problem! Come in... I'll teach you to play guitar!!" So he brings him in, teaches him.

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Have you heard the news?

Fimfiction is changing its name to Fimfaction.

That is all. I'm so sorry.

Admit it, your only here because you think your titles are boring

I feel ya fam

So first, what are you blogging about? If it's an image or video, try the video/image's title. Easy.
But then there's when you were just looking at pics on google or tumblr and those don't have easy titles! Well, base it off the picture. Pretty easy :d

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Kuplinov searching for Vlad in the game "TABS" :D

Yesterday was weird. I barely remember it! It's almost like some mysterious, naughty force took me over.

Ah well, surely I couldn't have done anything too mortifying. Right?

Riiiight...?

I'm not dirty!

"Shining, Flurry's having a heart attack!"

Oh sweet popsicles~! Gotta have that popsicle break.

What bad joke is on it this time?

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

I dunno, what's the hardest part to eat~?

The Wheelchair!

The Wheelchair, I don't g- oh! I get it- oh! Oh. Oh. Oh no.

I wrote something different, for once, please check it out:
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/435767/when-the-night-ends

Please disregard what day it is that's pure coincidence

Kinda messed up the cadence with that extra syllable up there. Anyway, season 7 is almost over, and with it just being the finale left, I figure I'll save on writing/reading effort and post up my reviews of the episodes I hadn't covered yet in my last review post and cover the finale in a separate post. Got that? Swell. Now, on to ramblings delivered straight from my brain to your eye holes. Enjoy!

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Dammit Daniel, you should have taken the girls to the beach while they were still in this form!

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In a perfect world, stories like mine would not get featured... but this is not a perfect world.

It happened again! A joke story I wrote in a very short amount of time got noticed by all the wrong people, and now it has more engagement than 90% of the rest of the stories on this site. Shall I pity myself? Eh, not really.

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So I was wrongfully banned from DeviantArt today. Why? Because the artist who I credited for the cover image of Jest Your Joke DMCA'd my account. Never mind that it says right there on the rules of their page that you are allowed to alter their art and use it for your own work so long as they are credited.

https://www.deviantart.com/ejfirelightningarts

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Asi es, mis amigos y amigas. Porque es el primero the April, voy a solamente a ablar en puro Español. Para los que no sabian que yo soy un hablador nativo de Español, ahora es claro. Porsupuesto, an sido various años desde que yo he tubido qe escribir tanto en my lenguage nativo.

Y ahora, disfruten su primero the April. Yo voy a disfrutar my tiempo. Ja, ja, ja, ja!

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Well that was a let down.

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I remembered this one recently, probably because I went back to work at the store where someone once got angry with me for sharing it. I guess because it went over his head and that offended him? Or maybe he just didn't like philosophers, or French people. Anyway, here you go.

French philosopher René Descartes went to a pub and sat down at the bar.

"Bonjour, René!" the bartender said. "Will you be having your usual?"

"No, I think not," Descartes replied, and vanished.

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