The Coen Brothers, eclectic as always, take on film noir in this hyper subdued, intentionally self serious yet absurd deconstruction of the film noir genre, where, in playing the standard tropes and motifs of the genre dead straight, stretching them to the point where they snap back on themselves. It's a dense, cerebral film, and one that, while lacking the gonzo charms of, say, O Brother, Where Art Thou? or The Hudsucker Proxy, still manages to be a fascinating work of art, and a

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I have only one excuse for why the latest chapter of Regarding: Gary Stu is taking so long.

Dark Souls 3 went on sale not long after I posted the last chapter and that game is addictive as crack.

So yeah, I'd say I'm about half done with the newest chapter, sorry for the delays folks!

Izzy Moonbow: Best Pony

But it was her idea...

The look your sister gives you, when she wants you to follow her, somewhere... for reasons.

LeoMitsu

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"I mean if she were your sister how could you not?"

Exactly, unknown, yet fiendish, Twitter user! Exactly!

And our parents attempting to keep us apart just means I ended up getting a used pregnancy test in the mail.

I honestly don't even think people are supposed to send things like that using the postal service, because um, biohazards or something along those lines.

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Reminds me of that all the times, a guy had to crush up those morning-after pills to slip them into his younger sister's cereal, the next morning, like, before school, on the weekend or whatever.

BECAUSE SHE JUST REFUSED TO SAY WHETHER SHE'D TAKEN IT ALREADY OR NOT!!

It's not a game and it isn't funny.

It certainly won't be very funny when mom and dad find out about it!!

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I wonder if people are going to hate me... even more, once they find out that I'm probably Cozy Glow's father...

What's with all the talk of variously colored pills?
I say the only good pill is the pill, that keeps your secret relationship a secret. Birth Control!

Mom: WHY IS MY DAUGHTER PREGNANT?!
Son: A miracle? Like Jesus?
Dad: WHO'S THE FATHER?!
*Girl nervously glances at her brother*
Daughter: God?

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"Ooh! What does this button do?" - Dee Dee, Dexter's Laboratory

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Okay, I'll admit it right off the bat. This film is, very much, an example of "minor" Coen Brothers. The story for the film was actually devised by Robert Ramsey and Matthew Stone (no, not that Matt Stone), and was shopped around for several years to directors such as Jonatham Demme and Ron Howard, before the Coen Brothers themselves finally picked up the project, and wrote the last draft of the screenplay. So, in that way, it's true that this film is perhaps the closest they've gotten for

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Hoo boy, what a shithole decade last year was. Hopefully this year doesn't feel as long.

Last week's Christmas nonsense is all set. Enjoy while it's still vaguely appropriate to.

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The Jonas Brothers reunite tonight.

And so coincidentally with Taylor Swift's ominous Instagram reemergence.

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Burn After Reading is the Coen Brothers sarcastic and intentionally screwball riff on the notoriously straight laced genre of spy thriller. Intentionally taking the multitudes of tropes and plot points that fill the genre and playing them for pure absurdity, the film revels in it's madness and lack of logic, in a way that really, only a Coen Brothers film can.

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Rating Scale

10/10: Perfect season! Amazing and flawless!
9/10: Awesome season. It has minor flaws but has more positives than negatives.
8/10: Great season. It has several problems but not enough to ruin it.
7/10: It’s actually good. It has a lot of issues although mildly entertaining.

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If anyone really needs the reasons why your sister is the way to go... all the way, naturally. And yes, it's natural, it's much more natural than some of you out there.

Just imagine Fluttershy's your sister.
You invite her to the dance because "you two have the same group of friends". At least, that's how you'll need to portray it in front of your parents.

She accepts because, you know, the two of you are, like, totally a thing... and exactly what it sounds like.

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Geschwisterliebe Macht Schwanger
(Sibling Love Shall Make You Pregnant)

So... basically, a song that seems to sum up the internal emotional and mental struggle between the desire to love her and the part that says look but don't touch.

A song which could be a summary of the nightly visits between two young lovers.

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Okay, kids, use the crystals to show us all what the other did.

Uh...

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Obviously, this is meant as a straight couple and none of that alternative lifestyle stuff.
With Sunny as Big Brother and featuring Izzy as Little Sister.
Sunny and Izzy both had some very cute and fitting images, which is why they were used to portray the story.

Little sister when she reads all those posts made about her...

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Sister asks for help with her studies/homework.

What you were hoping for:

But nah… Mom and dad are home. Fat chance.

What you were honestly expecting, though:

Because she just such a little sweetheart.

What you got:

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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