What would be my favorite horror flick? To keep it short and sweet, it's not one of the modern pieces of shit you got nowadays. I'm talking about when horror was done right!

My favorite movie...

Have you ever been minding your own business when all of a sudden someone thinks you need to attend their party? Like you know this person doesn't REALLY like you but they're inviting you because you were busy getting tangled up in some coats or they called to tell you that you might be expecting some burning urination or something later on because yolo and by the way bring a dish to the party because they don't want to cook.

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Yo, what's up, my good pals?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 5th "Thanksgiving Treat", I'm gonna be giving you guys an analysis on "Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit".

Here's the summary of it:

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Progress
Words - 22,431 + 972 / 50,000
Days - 20 / 30
Average - 1,170 words a day (-11) [Required average - 1,667]
Pages - 44 + 2
Chapters - 5 + 1

Total Progress - 46.81% (+1.95%)

Evening, ladies and gentlemen.

Once again, I am back with another movie review. And today, I’ll be reviewing one of the film industry’s timeless treasures: Mary Poppins.

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Greetings, my friends.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna give you guys my take of Disney's "Mighty Joe Young".

Here's the rundown of it:

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Greetings and salutations, my good friends.

This is your on-top-of-it-as-always film, TV show, and episode reporter here to give you all another film analysis.

And today, for my 77th film review, and my 3rd "Thanksgiving Treat" to you all, I'm gonna be reviewing "Joseph: King of Dreams".

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Greetings, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "The Pink Panther". The 1963 film directed by Blake Edwards to be precise.

Here's the rundown of it:

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So I watched that new small horse movie. It was pretty good. I'd give it a solid 7/10. I don't feel my time was wasted, I enjoyed it. But I would probably not watch it again. (And those of you who follow my reviews, know that a 7 from me is still earned.)

The Good:

• The pacing. There's some time for characters to have quiet moments, and things move at a fair clip. Neither rushed nor plodding.

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In celebration of National Siblings Day, we have a new video from the MLP Facebook page and some screenshots showing two new characters for MLP G5:

Princess Pipp Petals and her sister Zipp Storm!

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Mr. Dramamaster sir, the new trailer just came up a few hours ago!

*Snorts* Already? *Clears throat* Right... CUE THE MUSIC!!!

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Rolling, rolling, rolling! Rolling, rolling, rolling, RAWHIDE!!!!

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Greetings, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 142nd film analysis, I'm gonna be giving you guys my take of "Peter Pan: Return to Neverland".

Here's the summary of this tale:

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1. True Kinda Love
2. Stronger Than You
3. Love Like You
4. Here Comes A Thought
5. Drift Away
6. Let Us Adore You (Reprise)
7. Independent Together
8. Escapism
9. Something Entirely New
10. Both of You

Honourable Mentions:
My Little Reason Why
Being Human
Who We Are
What's The Use of Feeling (Blue)?

Merry Christmas, my good friends.

This is your jolly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the 8th installment of my "Christmas Craze", I'm gonna give you guys my take of Disney's "Lady and the Tramp". The animated version from 1955 to be exact.

Here's the rundown of this tale:

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Where have I been. I could attempt some yarn about how I was circling the drain or something overly dramatic full of the type of pseudo symbolism that the going through puberty set thinks is edgy and dark. In reality it's a lot of navel gazing and thinking you understand something more than you actually do or being overly disappointed when things don't work out because of a lack of experience, especially when it comes to nuance.

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