Hello, everyone! A recent wave of hyperfixation has got me working on a new solo! This still isn't episode 6 (how do my solo riffing projects keep stalling out at episode 6?!), but a "side series" with a special episode number. This mixes something old with something... not exactly new, but few other critics of this author put the focus in the areas I'm capable of focusing, so I'm capable of bringing a new perspective.

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So I've wandered off to Space engineers once more, and once more it's sucked me in. I'll be getting back to Sub soon, as I've had a few ideas and now know how to get over the latest hump, but let me learn you guys some things...

THINGS I'VE LEARNED ABOUT BUILDING SPACE SHIPS ON PLANETS:

1:unlike in space, if you don't lock it down, the ship will tip over while you're building it, leaving you angry and frustrated.

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Yep I have no will it seems to continue for now. In the future? I don't know.

Ladies and gentlemen?

We gave these guys $4,000,000... for this.

Could've bought the rights to Spectrobes with that money.

...hmm...

Going to write the chapter, yay!

>Suddenly, illness.

Darn it. Okay, maybe when I get better.

>Suddenly, grandpa dies.

Uh... okay... maybe after the funeral.

>Suddenly, friend gets back from a few years being gone

. . .

One day, dear readers! One day!

So. Last book. Here we go.

Clinginess Meter: 0

I hate hate hate hate hate these prefaces. How not to do prologues. Skipping.

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The moment Bella wakes up, she realizes she can everything much more clearly than she could as a human. Everything’s sharply-defined and she can notice things that were too small before. It’s an interesting idea, but like many interesting ideas in this series, it’s botched. Like in this description:

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Hey, guys.
Raptormon132 here. Just wanted to give the brief news that I've started a new Yu-Gi-Oh! based group. The group is called "Hero and Raptor's Yugioh Decks" Anyone who's into Yu-Gi-Oh! and the Trading Card Game are welcome to join.

Link to the group: https://www.fimfiction.net/group/212701/hero-and-raptors-yugioh-decks

It took almost a month but the next chapter is out now for everyone to see but I don't feel confident about it. technically I had it ready about two weeks ago but every time I was checking it for any error I didn't like it and had to erase some stuff and add other over and over and over again that by the end I don't know if the writing flows correctly. I am sure it should be fine, Right?

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Good thing I’ve got a strong Bullshit Sensor (or so I hope…).

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The hunt begins with a halfway-decent character scene where Bella’s nervous about jumping out the second-story window even though she knows she’s indestructible now. But then it’s ruined when she tries it and does it perfectly.

“That was quite graceful — even for a vampire.”

BECAUSE WE CAN’T INCONVENIENCE OUR PROTAGONIST. NO. SIR.

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As Bella and Edward run back to the house, she asks him to tell her about (bleelalgh) Renesmee. It’s the boringness of perfection: she’s wonderful, she’s about a half-and-half split between a vampire and a human, she sleeps soundly, she prefers to drink blood although she can eat human food, and she communicates effectively even though she doesn’t speak yet. Well. Isn’t that convenient. However, Edward’s frustrated over Jacob imprinting on (ghghghgh) Renesmee, but he manages to hide that fact

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When Bella gets home, she says to Edward that she went Christmas shopping for Nessie and got her a little something: a rully purty necklace. Edward approves of it. She wants to practice fighting with Emmett some more, but Edward says that’ll have to wait until tomorrow. Why, I don’t know. He doesn’t give a single reason. Bella accepts it because I don’t know. Girl, can’t you have any initiative? Bella recognizes that, in order for Nessie to have a chance to run away at all, the Cullens

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It’s time for Bella to meet Jenks again, to pick up her papers. She drives back to Seattle, reminiscing that, since she didn’t know what she was doing, she had to go through the “obviously up to no good route” to know what to ask for. I guess Alice couldn’t have written “J. Jenks — forger” in her note because… Oh, look, a Baltimore oriole! Wow they’re orange.

She meets Jenks at a restaurant and we get more evidence of his underutilization:

“Have you known Jasper long?”

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Oh?
Oooohh
oh my gOd
oh MY GOd

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I figure a week is enough time to let the poll be open, so it's time to close it and see what we've got!

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So. I'm in a bit of a pickle. See, I schedule Friendship is Card Games as far in advance as is reasonable, which has lately meant as far as possible. My most optimisitic estimates had me prepped through the first week of February. However...

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I heard you on the wire back in '62...