And, as it so happens, the food poisoning I had wasn't food poisoning at all. It was strep throat. So, I've got my pills and some Gatorade to stay hydrated, and, hopefully, this whole thing will blow over soon.

Just wanted to keep y'all updated on my health, seeing as I made it seem like I would die or something.

Off the top of your head, do you notice anything interesting about the FedEx logo? PM me your answer. Conjure is being a dick and is calling me dumb because I've never noticed it, and I maintain that it's something that's not so obvious.

Thanks for your time.

School starts for me tomorrow.

Good news: It's my last year

Bad news: After it, I have to be an adult

Good news: It's valuable life experience and I could use it to help get over my crippling social anxiety.

Bad news: It's another year of fucking public school.

Great news: School means stuff is gonna happen to me, which means I'll have stories to write based on my experiences!

Awful news: I hate everyone at my school.

Wish me luck!

Hey! Despite my penchant for releasing inconsistently decent one-shots and a bunch of unfinished multichap fics, I managed to trick 500 different people into following me! I stopped doing these sorts of things because I find them sorta obnoxious, but I wanted to take this moment to thank everyone who has ever read anything I ever wrote, whether you liked it or not.

So, thanks to everyone who has ever read anything I ever wrote, whether you liked it or not.

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Is a cheesecake a pie or is it a cake?

Someone please settle this for me.

Just saw it. It was really good, just as I expected.

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Progress is slow. Between loading my google docs into Scrivener, working on my non-pony novel, trying to study for A+ certs, and suddenly picking up a writing competition from a local college, it's been hard to focus on the next chapter.

Outlines are roughly finished and some of the key themes are have been specified. Just need to sit down and hammer things out amid all the other IRL chaos.

Just thought I'd let you guys know I was still alive and the story is still in progress.

Not a fan. I've kinda got some daddy issues, so Father's Day never really meant anything to me. It's just... a day. And I had a story planned out, with EG Rainbow Dash dealing with her stepdad (I have this headcanon that Dash has a stepdad and never listens to him) and eventually making peace with him for the sake of her mom. Only problem is that, following the plot as I had it in my head, it's not really about her dad or fathers at all. It's mostly about her mom, actually.

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For those of you that didn't know already, im getting my wisdom teeth pulled this week. So sadly that means no chapter this week. Very sorry!

I've been trying to catch up on OITNB for a while, most of the delay due to trying to work out a schedule of watching while the kids aren't around (not a family friendly show, I'll tell you that for free). So, I've been slowly picking my way through the new season.

Just saw episode 12.

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Next up is more IRL stuff from me, which may start a bit of controversy, but I’m sharing anyways. My workplace has been very racist lately to people like me, but here’s where the controversy comes, because I’m a pale skin tone, and I will not share this persons name for their safety, but they showed me a recording with their name being said, that most of my workplaces higher ups are wanting to fire me and others with pale skin tones for the skin colour reason. And as such, to keep my job I’ve

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https://thebaffler.com/salvos/were-not-in-this-together-chaudhary

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Afterward, they wanted to see my gaming setup.

You remember the co-worker I told you about who was thrilled at the lesbian dragons in my Freedom Planet story?

Yeah, I showed her the Malenia fight in Elden Ring tonight.

I will never forget how absolutely enthused she was when we got to the nudity in Phase 2.

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Hello everypony, it’s me, ThePerverted1EyedBrony, now, for those of you curious about the story, it’s still ongoing. I just had a problem where my digital copy of ARK wouldn’t update and therefore wouldn’t let me play. But when it did, it had said corrupted files, when I explored my mods, I found out one had been discontinued since 2 years ago, so I deleted it and the update worked today, and I have been playing it for inspiration.

Now, for the IRL stuff.

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I'm in so much frigging pain right now it's not even funny.

And yet, I can't go back on the blasted BC because it will make me crazy.

Over the counter painkillers need to be stronger.

Today's my birthday.

I made it another year without giving myself a stroke.

That's much harder than it sounds.

Happy birthday to me.

Applejack is now so stubborn, obnoxious, and stupid that she's infecting the other characters in the episode. I was excited about this episode and then AJ made it clear that it was not gonna go down like I thought.

I shouldn't be so hard on her. Dash and Rares were equally retarded this whole thing.

Also, the f*ck do you mean "why didn't you speak up?" The Crusaders said about three times each what they wanted. F*ck, you three, what is happening?

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After a long, hard day of playing Overwatch (and begrudgingly getting really good with Mercy, because no one plays Support! But that's a different blog) I get up outta bed to go to the bathroom. I take a step or two in when I realize that the floor is 80% stickier than usual. I turn on the lights and look down to see that the entirety of the bathroom floor is covered with laundry detergent. Like a gallon of the stuff. Just spilled all on the floor.

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It's 3:30 in the morning, just about, and I'm awake. Why? Because I live in the South at temperatures my little city boy heart cannot bear and because my frigging thermostat is busted. For some effing reason, the heat won't cut off. It's frigging boiling in here. I'm sweating, at least 80% more sticky than I should be, and I've been possessed by the fury of the old gods. I'm gonna chug some ZzzQuill and pray that I don't wake up until everything is working the way it should be

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