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chillbook1


Goodbye and Goodnight. Bang! | Buy me a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/chillybook

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  • Wednesday
    A Dazzling Interview

    Yo.

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  • 8 weeks
    Sneak Peek (And A Contest Ad)

    You may recall me advertising a writing contest I'm hosting on my nsfw account. I wanted to find a way to give you guys a reason to care about that contest, so I decided I'd write a story to show you guys the sort of thing you could enter. I'm not sure if I'll get the actual story out in time, so here's a little

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  • 9 weeks
    A Lewd Contest (Cash Prizes)

    One day, I'll have something to promote here that isn't just something from my other account. Not today.

    I'm running a contest. A lewd contest. There will be cash prizes. Anyone who can publish a story to enter, and, as you're being judged on creativity as well as technical skill, anyone can win, even if you're not the strongest writer. I want to give everyone a fair chance at this thing.

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  • 14 weeks
    EWF: Doomsday

    At this point in the storyline, the EWF gets sort of unofficially split in two: Ascension is where the bulk of the World Title build happens, whereas Magic is where basically everything else happens, at least for now.

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  • 15 weeks
    EWF: Nightmare Night

    When we left off, we were in the build up to EWF Nightmare Night. The card, a small one, was booked to be Luna Regal (c) vs Diamond Tiara for the Intercontinental Championship, and the 5 on 5 elimination tag team match with the fate of the EWF World Championship, and the EWF itself, hanging in the balance. But first, a bit of set up.

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Jul
16th
2016

I'm Never Having Kids · 2:39am Jul 16th, 2016

After a long, hard day of playing Overwatch (and begrudgingly getting really good with Mercy, because no one plays Support! But that's a different blog) I get up outta bed to go to the bathroom. I take a step or two in when I realize that the floor is 80% stickier than usual. I turn on the lights and look down to see that the entirety of the bathroom floor is covered with laundry detergent. Like a gallon of the stuff. Just spilled all on the floor.

It was one of my siblings, that much I know for a fact. Which of the three? Now that's a harder question to answer...

I'm going to sleep now (probably not, given my luck). This is all the reason I need to practice abstinence.

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Comments ( 2 )

... Doesn't the box usually say something along the lines of, "KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN"?:ajsmug:

4095238 I was exaggerating slightly. What actually happened s that one of them knocked it over and the bottle busted, and they never said anything.

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