Jul
16th
2016
I'm Never Having Kids · 2:39am Jul 16th, 2016
After a long, hard day of playing Overwatch (and begrudgingly getting really good with Mercy, because no one plays Support! But that's a different blog) I get up outta bed to go to the bathroom. I take a step or two in when I realize that the floor is 80% stickier than usual. I turn on the lights and look down to see that the entirety of the bathroom floor is covered with laundry detergent. Like a gallon of the stuff. Just spilled all on the floor.
It was one of my siblings, that much I know for a fact. Which of the three? Now that's a harder question to answer...
I'm going to sleep now (probably not, given my luck). This is all the reason I need to practice abstinence.
... Doesn't the box usually say something along the lines of, "KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN"?
4095238 I was exaggerating slightly. What actually happened s that one of them knocked it over and the bottle busted, and they never said anything.