Long had mankind lived, and long had it suffered threats beyond mortal explanation. There were precious few moments when the forces of good and evil did not wage secret war against each other, with humanity as their unwitting puppets. And in times of divine crisis, the war grew more overt, bloodier, where the dominion of man grew overshadowed by angels and demons alike.

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Is anyone really going to be surprised that Super Trampoline is responsible for something like this, though?

In any case, I wrote a fair amount of this and giggled like a loon all the while. Try to guess which bits Stramp, Dobe and I wrote! I'm sure my unique style will shine on through

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"Twinkle twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are
Up above the world so high
Like a diamond in the sky
When the blazing sun is gone
When the nothing shines upon
Then you show your little light
Twinkle twinkle all the night
Then the traveler in the dark
Thanks you for your little spark
He could not see wich way to go
If you did not twinkle so

When the blazing sun is gone
When the nothing shines upon

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Greetings, my good friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 222nd film analysis, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "101 Dalmatians II: Patch's London Adventure".

Here's the rundown of this direct-to-video sequel:

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5) Black Adam

4) Shazam!

3) Zack Snyder's Justice League

2) The Suicide Squad

1) Aquaman

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Hey, guys. First off, obligatory holiday pic.

Second, and more obviously - Happy christmas! Go out and open some presents, enjoy some sweets, spend time with friends or family, or whatever you feel like. You do you! And hopefully, that'll be in the best possible way.

Love y'all. Take care of yourselves.

DECK THE WALLS WITH BOUTS OF FOLLY FALALALALALALALALA

TIS THE SEASON FOR WRITEHOLICS

FALALALALALALALALA

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Source: https://derpibooru.org/images/1076280

Show me that smile again...

Ever have a story idea that won't go away until it's been written? This is one of those times.

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws

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HOO BOY, SHIBIDYBABBIDYBOOBIDY

BARCAST IS TONIGHT

_{I'm approximately this hype}

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Merry Christmas, my friends.

This is your jolly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the 6th installment of my "Christmas Craze", I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Klaus".

Here's the rundown of this tale:

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Rating Scale

10/10: Perfect season! Amazing and flawless!
9/10: Awesome season. It has minor flaws but has more positives than negatives.
8/10: Great season. It has several problems but not enough to ruin it.
7/10: It’s actually good. It has a lot of issues although mildly entertaining.

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I know it looks like I haven't been creative much - at least, if my writing output's any indication. To some extent, that's true: chalk it up to work, my parents being an incessant thorn in my side and good old-fashioned depression. But truth be told, there's been at least some work there, and I've gotten enough requests from folks I know to share it that I figure I should share what i have, complete or not.

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Warning: Incoming cringe and/or spaghetti.

_{Brace yourselves...}

10. I find the sentance mixing in YTPs to be disproportionately hilarious, and I've seen some dozens of times despite them not really having "jokes" to begin with.

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Yo, what's up, you guys?

Your friendly film and TV show reporter is once again in the house, and I'd like to start by wishing everyone a happy Independence Day!

Sound the trumpets! Light the fireworks and fire crackers! Wave the American flag! Roast the marshmallows!

Anyway...

Today, in honor of the celebration, I thought that this would be the perfect time to review "The Patriot".

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Yo, what’s up, my friends?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 109th film review, I’m gonna be analyzing “Despicable Me”.

Here’s the summary of it:

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With its trailer receiving a total of 132,000 likes and 342,000 dislikes, it does not surprise me at all. The CGI effects came off as horrid, unsettling, and off-putting and Universal Pictures just gave it a go signal without giving a damn about the overwhelming negativity from the public. I obviously will not watch this piece of shit film, sorry not sorry.