ALRIGHT!

YO SUP NERD IM BACK FROM MY MISSIONS TRIP TO OLD SAN JUAN, PUERTO RICO
I HELPED RUN A VBS AND DID A MENAGERIE OF OTHER VOLUNTEER STUFF
I HAVENT HAD INTERNET ALL WEEK
I HAD 500+ NEW STUFF IN MY FEED SO IM NOT GONNA GO THROUGH IT ALL
IF SOMETHING MAJOR HAPPENED JUST TELL ME

also DONT YOU DARE spoil the upd8 natalie!!!!!

AND I GOT 2.5 HOURS OF SLEEP LAST NIGHT

SO IM GONNA GO WATCH DOWNTON ABBEY AND SLEEP NOW

BYE

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JINGLEMAS IS BACK, dudes.

Follow the link, sign up, get prepped and get hype for more holiday shenanigans. This year it's being run by someone far more competent than I am, which means shit's gonna be bigger and better than ever before.

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After many delays and struggles with formatting cover art and other book-related tribulations, my first book of horse stories will soon be something y'all can buy with your real, human money! I've just ordered the test copy, so I can agonizingly take whatever red ink (it'll actually be black or blue, I don't like red pens) needs to be put to the pages before the final version is done. This means it'll likely be something you can get before the holidays. Should there be anyone in your life that

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these fellas never got to see the light of day so they're weird colored little shits

lmao can you believe i've been working on this for two years what the heck

ANYWAY YES, EL is two years old now so I made a sappy blogpost shhhh I'm putting it under the cut because there's SPOILERS, and I'd like to quickly mention that, if you haven't read Chapter 24 yet AND skipped the interlude, please go back and read the interlude because it's linked to the chapter.

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my mom was asking me for possible examples of what i mean when i said i wanted short hair
so i showed her this example of troye sivan

and then she started yelling at me "SEE THIS IS WHY YOUR FATHER AND I DONT WANT YOU TO GET SHORT HAIR LIKE THAT! BECAUSE IT'S GUY HAIR! THERE IS NO WAY I'D EVER LET YOU GET A HAIRCUT THAT LOOKS LIKE A GUY!"

and aaaaaaa that is very unpleasant

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This is almost a review. It's me telling you to read things and why; that's certainly close enough. Why did I chose the subject of coffee? Well, other than the fact that it is relevant to the things I shall be hurling at you, it is something that people like, apparently.

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RIP My old laptop. My new one isn't completely set up yet and ready for writing, so I've got the old one up one last time. I typed over a million words on this thing, amassed hundreds of memes, bookmarked too many goddamn things, and fumed at poorly written Netflix drivel on this idiot hunk of plastic. I covered it with far too many stickers, let my cats near it far too many times, and dropped it once or twice. The keyboard is pretty funky too, if I do say so myself because everyone who has

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Fuck it. Here’s a thesis in two parts that literally nobody will like, ‘cause y’all fucking cowards.

• Being featured isn’t actually that hard. That’s how you get a popular story.
• Being featured ultimately doesn’t fucking matter. That’s not how you get famous.

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