A fairly decent Pipp-centric episode that demonstrates that being an online personality is a lot harder than many of us give it credit for.

TYT's YouTube exclusivity will end sometime this year. No release date given.

In Halo news, Microsoft was hit with company-wide layoffs today, including 65 or more people at 343 Industries. Most tragically, Joseph Staten has also left to rejoin Xbox Publishing.

I can't really say I'm shocked. You don't under-deliver for 14 months and not have it come back to bite you in the ass at some point.

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So, the whole civilization has been virtually dead for millennia, but Nightmare Night is still going strong?
Triplets of terror. Made for little girls. Buy them now. They'll watch you when you sleep.
Princess Seferina? More like Robin Hood, with an emphasis on the Hood. She's like Kenny from South Park with that hood.
Here's Hitch, not needing a costume because he's Hitch.

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So, this is one of the more hilarious ways to fumble an upload.

Season 2 Episode 7 of Tell Your Tale premiered today in a bunch of languages other than English.

So... Whenever we get the English version, I'll make another blog.

The Night The Meteor Crashed, Sunny And Her Friends Lives Changed Forever. Their Bodies Transformed And Now, They have These Amazing Stretchy Squishy Gooey Powers. When They Joined The Heroes Of Goo Jit Zu, They Use Their Goo Jit Zu Fighting Skills To Protect The World From Evil Forces! This Is Their Destiny!

That damn flying bus again...
"There's no malfunction, I just can't drive."
Pipp and Sunny instant ship. Sunnipp?
Sunny transitions from frightened to proactive in a second. Also comms her mane, gets dressed and ditches Pipp in said second.
Hats have become a dress code.
Izzy is a druid. Or a reindeer.
Izzy forces a hat onto a dog and doesn't take No for an answer.

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LEWD NSFW?
Oh, they're just ski masks, never mind...
Yes, let's make lasers in visible light so that everypony can avoid them.
Who would see them in a secured room?
And down in the trap of spikes balloons they fall.
Brain pierced by lasers. Reminds me of the accident at the collider.

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If you don't want the possible ending of MYM Chapter 6 spoiled for you, DO NOT WATCH TELL YOUR TALE EPISODE 67 UNTIL THE CHAPTER IS RELEASED AND YOU'VE WATCHED IT!

Hasbro bucked up again.

Disclaimer: I haven't seen episode 67 yet. I won't even touch it until MYM gets that new chapter.

>>7751719
30 minutes long? Aren't they usually like 5 min?
Them carrots have mold on them
Throwing tomatoes in a bag might not be the best idea.
Why doesn't the dragon have a mask?
The mare opens the door expecting masked ponies. Is surprised by masked ponies...
When committing a crime, make sure to hang around as Izzy does.
Misty, take over the world for me, will you?

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I'M GEEKING OUT HERE!!!

Zipp is frustrated because she learned all princesses turn out ugly. That is her destiny as well.
Clap if you want to turn on the lights. Or slam your head against the table. That works too, I guess.
Zipp has an excuse for staying up late, but what's Sunny's excuse? She was going to raid the fridge again, wasn't she? She may be able to hide her nightly escapades, but she can't hide her fat.

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Pipp being Rarity.
Izzy being Pinkie Pie.
Hitch can dance? He didn't dance very well in the movie...
Zipp got tired of vertical takeoffs so she got herself some wheels.
All four are party animals, apparently.
Nothing says party like... painting.
Element of danger! Now that's something Tempest Shadow could get behind.
Sunny, you do know that wheels don't work in all directions, right?

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Izzy has a phobia of being attacked when she sleeps, so she sleeps with 'opened eyes'.
Izzy also has sleep apnea.
She also misses her mama.
The alarm clock only rings once a year.
"I am okay!" says Izzy who just lost her eyes.

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So this was the second funniest part of the episode, but this is a party, right? Huge Zephyr Heights gathering?

Wouldn't this be a pretty big "the royals can't fly!" moment for the spectators below?

Well, this was a first; the new episode wasn't out in time for my 10:30 am break.

This week, we get what is probably the best possible origin story for why mayonnaise is a forbidden word.

"Stick to the smoothies, Sunny."

I think this is the very first time I've found myself agreeing with Posey.

So this episode is a little entertaining, even if it's pure filler at the end of the day.

Time to use my fingers! Oh wait, I don't have fingers, I can't actually flip pancakes with hooves... Who cares!
Perfect! Except everything will go cold by the time anypony starts eating. Also, the other pancakes have honey on them but the new ones don't... Who cares!
Family breakfast! Sorry, Sorry, don't have time for a quicky.

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So, I know that G5 had a rocky start with the first movie and then the Make your Mark Series, but I feel the Tell Your Tale minisodes are getting good. I like the 2D artstyle, not to mention the storylines. Also, 5 minutes per-segment is pretty good. And with all that content, let's hope it carries over to the main MYM series instead of being non-canon. Truth be told, I kinda prefer TYT being a full series. I hope they make a special that uses the TYT artstyle instead of the 3D style of MYM.

Of course Sparky is sick. He's been sick in the head since he was hatched.
Hiccup? Burp? No, it was a fireball!
The first step in imitating old ponies is to knock out all your teeth. You have to make it believable!
Everypony has ideas on how to help, but Zipp is the queen to be. This ain't no democracy!
Sunny sucks at being Twilight.
Did Sparky just kill a pony with that HickaBurp?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=292&v=barWcZtgM38&feature=emb_logo&ab_channel=MyLittlePonyOfficial

Whazaaa - Oh, never mind. Wrong context.
"What do you mean you lost your cellphone? You're talking to me via cellphone right now!"
Racunicons masterace.
How to do a product lunch without a product? Pipp, maybe you could be the product?
Izzy: "I can help with thinking. There was this one time a few years back when I actually had a real thought."

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