I am very pleased! The third chapter did much better than I had expected and even managed to get the story briefly featured!
I was so overjoyed that my productivity immediately took a nose dive into the concrete and died a painful and agonizing death. It happens sometimes. I may also, maybe, screamed like the little girl deep inside my soul. The little boy inside was content to just jump and do an enthusiastic Naruto run over the walls of my psyche.

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“Pharynx, it’s your turn for political appearances this week.”

“I don't speak Ponish.”

"Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work."

---Aristotle

Since we're all stuck inside, I'll try to do one movie quote at the end of each week to keep us busy. Here's today's movie

"AAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!"

*Thunder crashes*

"Oh come on, ya scream like a girl! Do it like this: AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaahhhh!!

Been a REALLY long time since I did one of these.

"To the winner of this tournament...Goes the crown!" (Gets sprayed in the face with wine)

"You mean-you mean he'll be king of all England?!?"

Smolder: Do you have a bag I could borrow?

Gallus: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes and those are specifically made to carry the burden of my existence.

Smolder: Literally all you had to do was say no.

Chrysalis: *spewing insults*

Pharynx: It was a devastating, sad attempt to hurl out all the vocabulary she had in her head.

Pharynx: Which impressively came out to a total sum of four.

Thorax: I just ate a clock.

Pharynx: wHAT-

Thorax: It’s very time consuming.

Pharynx:...that joke was bad, and you should feel bad.

"Oh he who dings the shell must pay~!

Answer on June 7th: Ferngully

#1: Every story I write is going to focus on one tag, or maybe just genres. I won't promise to do every tag. Lily takes Slice of Life, and I've got Adventure and Comedy lined up right behind it. I might get Random out of the way to prepare for Adventure. I've also got an idea for Sad and Dark, but it needs to be fleshed out more.
#2: From now on, my bio will be a new Neil Gaiman quote every week.

"Kill your darlings," Stephen King Hemingway Faulkner Arthur Quiller-Couch said to young authors, in his 1914 lecture "On Style":

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I have ALWAYS loved the Joker more, he's a much more interesting character

You know when you think about something, and it makes sense in context, but then you think about it out of context.
And it makes zero sense?
Well this blog post is going to be a running compilation for whenever I'm struck by those moments.

He opened a cabinet door in his chest and removed his ice covered ticker. The chaos bug duly ignited and thawed it out for him.

-Discord, Friendship is Scaleless, Chapter 21

HE DINE AND DASH ME!! HE SIP AND SKIPPED ME!! HE CHEW AND SCREW ME!!

What?

He no pay for his four scorpion bowl!!

Oh great King Nod! Have no fear, Zig Zag your grand vizier is here!

"*.exe c:\dos\dosshell.com .. MS-DOS (c)1992"

"->>ABRAXAS-5<<--"

"...For he is not of this day"

"...Nor he of this mind"

Gentlemen of the Jury: The best friend a man has in the world may turn against him and become his enemy. His son or daughter that he has reared with loving care may prove ungrateful. Those who are nearest and dearest to us, those whom we trust with our happiness and our good name may become traitors to their faith. The money that a man has, he may lose. It flies away from him, perhaps when he needs it most. A man's reputation may be sacrificed in a moment of ill-considered action. The people

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Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence

The vectors were too big and cluttered up the original, so I made this 1.1 Version to remove the vectors and include referential links to make the quotes more fun to go through.

Unicorn Version

Trained

-What has my study been interrupted for?
-My knowledge seems to be required.

Selected

-I have a book to go back to. Make it quick.
-I am here only because the Princess wills it.
-Yes?
-What will my studies be handy for?
-I tarry too long. Tell me what you need.

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I haven't done this in a REALLY long time.

Insulting my integrity! EH FATSO?!?

Intimating i'd flee this flea bitten dump! EH FATSO?!?

Insinuating I'd abscond with your financial remunerations! EHH FATSO?!?

Hey look a Dick Tracey character. Prune Face!