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TheZouave

In a university in Wisconson, there is a monkey used for control experiments. That monkey looks at you and says, "They call me Zouave. The Zouave." Iowa explodes in the background.

TheZouave Joined 31st Dec, 2013 · Offline

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  • 410 weeks
    Secrets and Mysteries

    Mysteries and secrets are different, young Spike. A mystery is something I can savor. It is not so much kept from me as it is simply not within my knowledge, or in some way beyond my knowledge. A mystery is a beautiful thing. A secret is an artificial thing, kept from me. A secret is a lie.

    -Celestia
    Ageless, or Celestia Plays Dice With the Universe

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  • 433 weeks
    Those Surreal Moments

    You know when you think about something, and it makes sense in context, but then you think about it out of context.
    And it makes zero sense?
    Well this blog post is going to be a running compilation for whenever I'm struck by those moments.

    He opened a cabinet door in his chest and removed his ice covered ticker. The chaos bug duly ignited and thawed it out for him.

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  • 434 weeks
    Celestia - nutshelled

    Celestia is like a kindergarten teacher. She is surrounded every day by smaller people who adore her for her beauty, intelligence, sense of justice and fair play. But she is also desperate for someone, anyone, who is an adult and is willing to share her interest in damn near everything, and who is willing to hold/be held and cuddle her as she wanted to do with her charges.

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  • 434 weeks
    A Life Motivated By Fear

    I recently (less than an hour ago) realized that not only is my motivator fear, but everything I do in life falls into two categories.
    1. Things I am afraid not to do
    2. Things I do to distract me from that fear

    It makes me wonder how many people live life like this, and how to fix it.

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Those Surreal Moments · 9:17am Jan 20th, 2016

You know when you think about something, and it makes sense in context, but then you think about it out of context.
And it makes zero sense?
Well this blog post is going to be a running compilation for whenever I'm struck by those moments.

He opened a cabinet door in his chest and removed his ice covered ticker. The chaos bug duly ignited and thawed it out for him.

-Discord, Friendship is Scaleless, Chapter 21

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