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A writer, a pony, not an avid reader, someone who prefers being alone but also a friend.

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Feb
18th
2016

Twilight Sparkle Quotes if She Was an RTS Unit (Reposted) · 8:10am Feb 18th, 2016

The vectors were too big and cluttered up the original, so I made this 1.1 Version to remove the vectors and include referential links to make the quotes more fun to go through.

Unicorn Version

Trained

-What has my study been interrupted for?
-My knowledge seems to be required.

Selected

-I have a book to go back to. Make it quick.
-I am here only because the Princess wills it.
-Yes?
-What will my studies be handy for?
-I tarry too long. Tell me what you need.
-Tell me something good for my ennui.
-Now what?

Move Order

-Okay. I hear you.
-I agree for now.
-There are books this way?
-Studying area...
-I gotcha.
-Yes. I see it.
-This could be exciting for me after all.

Attack Order

-Sparkle!
-You will not hinder my quest for knowledge!
-Force is only required if the situation escalates high enough.
-Combat is an equation of who’s prepared for the moment.
-Try me.
-Good thing I studied more than just books.
-Let’s get this over with.

When Attacked

-Stop impeding upon my study time!
-I’m getting my flank kicked here!

After defeating a foe

-There. Now please don’t interrupt my studies, anymore.
-Isn’t there something you should be doing other than picking a fight?
-You could have just talked to me nicely and things wouldn’t have gone this far.

Defeated

-I have so much more to study for, it seems...
-I’ll use this as motivation to study more.
-How frustrating that my calculations failed me here...
-With enough studying, I’ll get past this obstacle.
-I wasn’t prepared...

Repeatedly Selected

-I’m nobody to argue, but why did Princess Celestia wanted me to be with you?
-You’re supposed to be my friend? That’s...nice of her, I guess...
-Hey, what’s that sticking out of your pocket? A book?
-Oh wait. It’s just a chocolate rectangle...that’s melting...
-Hee...hee... Oops. I apologise for laughing.
-It’s been a while since I had a laugh like that.
-So that’s your name? An interesting name.
-What’s in a name that which we also call a book? I often ask myself that question.
-If you could select your own name, what would it be?
-Uh...actually, I think I liked what you are named better, just saying.
-You’re not bad to talk to, I gotta say.
-Anyone who has a favourite book or two is okay in my book.
-Did I just make a book pun?
-This conversation turned out better than I expected it to be.
-Perhaps a future meeting between us is in order. Perhaps...

Princess Version

Trained

-What friendship problem may I resolve today?
-Let my magic save the day!

Selected

-This is the Princess of Friendship!
-How may I aid you?
-Friendship is the key to harmony.
-I’d be honoured to assist you.
-What problem may I solve?
-How about a book to read?
-Yes, my friend?

Move Order

-No time to waste!
-Examining.
-Let’s go, everypony!
-Sound reasoning.
-Our friendship guides us.
-We will solve your problem.
-You’re in good hooves, my friend!

Attack Order

-If this is the only way to go...
-My magic will cease all strife!
-You leave me no choice!
-This won’t hurt too much, I promise.
-I have to do this to make you listen!
-Is there no option for diplomacy?
-It’s for your own good!

When Attacked

-Your Princess is under attack!
-I request your assistance!

After defeating a foe

-Please see that there’s another way than violence.
-I can teach you about friendship if you’re willing, now.
-If you can just calm down now, I can help you!

Defeated

-I have failed you, Princess Celestia...
-I’m done for...
-My calculations have failed me...
-Sorry, everypony...
-Was I not fit to be a Princess after all...?

Repeatedly Selected

-Being depended on by all of Equestria is different than being depended on by just a group of friends.
-There has to be more to friendship than just agreeing on everything.
-It’s so incredible! Friendships become stronger through resolving conflicts and accepting differences!
-In theory, it should be the factor that drives a friendship apart but there’s a strange variable that helps bring two ponies and their friendship closer. It’s so fascinating!
-Oops, um, forgive me for rambling. Heh, heh...
-I’d never use my magic for evil! Well...there was that time with a certain spell...
-What? We all have our embarrassing moments sometimes!
-Hey! Speaking of which, I shared one of mine, why don’t you share yours?
-*laughs* Oh my gosh, that IS embarrassing! Ha, ha, ha! Oops, I’m sorry for laughing too hard. I hope I haven’t offended you.
-When I went to make amends with her, I saw what could have been me if I haven’t accepted friendship’s magic and got lost among the books...
-So now, I implore you as your Princess to not allow yourself to be imprisoned and allow yourself to make a friend.
-Oh! I know! Why don’t I be your friend to help you get started?
-What? I’m the Princess of Friendship! I’m EVERYONE’S friend!
-So, friend... Why don’t you start telling me more about yourself?
-Uh-huh. Everyone has their ways and reasons for doing what they do. We should not judge each other from our past or our differing lifestyles.
-It seems we’ve made quite an interesting pair of fast friends through one conversation.
-I wonder how that’s possible...?
-Oh, never mind me! I’m just going to ramble again! Heh, heh...

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