My first two years as Overboss went smoother than expected. The gangs and local farms fell in line pretty quickly when I proved I wasn't messing around. Sure, I was just a thirteen year old colt, but I was a colt who could kill every living thing in Galloping Gorge with my eyes closed. Could, and would, if these raiders didn't behave and follow my rules.

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The sergeant peered over the edge of the embankment. He pointed a long, spindley hoof at the largest of several dozen shell craters. “That one there. There’s a skull at the bottom.”

Springa followed his gaze, willing her head to shrink into her helmet until there was no exposed flesh left. There were still snipers hiding on the other side of the embankment. Based on the number of ponies getting dragged out of this section of trench every day, she concluded that they were very good shots.

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To those who don't know, I co-author a story called, Symphony of the Damned. This is a little tidbit that I wrote that didn't quite make the cut. It's semi-cannon, and can be taken however you choose. It's just something I wrote that I didn't want to completely scrap. Anyways, unless you've read the story, this won't really make any sense.

I hope you enjoy, and 'til next time!

~ Chapter: 13

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Oh my stars. I'm soooo sorry! I wrote this like in March on deviantart and forgot to post it here. X3

Just know that I'm not giving up on the story. I've had to take a break due to low motivation and depression, but I'm not going to let that slow me down for too much longer. I have what I need to write, I just need to plop my ass down and write it.

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Well, this came outta nowhere...again!!!

PHEW! This all looks good. I accidentally walked into one song, but that is IT!!!

Found a pic on derpibooru and this small bit came to mind, enjoy!

"Hold on a sec, I'm still learning learning on how to work this thing." Vinyl said, a bit frustrated with the camera she picked up recently.

"Is the flash off? I don't want her to wake up." Derpy said, holding her new foal close.

"Oh, yeah. Probably would be best." Vinyl fidgeted a bit more with the camera.

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I originally wrote this as a prologue to Elements of a Successful Tourist Industry, as I felt I needed to explain a bit more about the bizarre AU I had created (and make it clear the story was not just driving a tour bus through the fourth wall). I then decided it wasn't necessary and didn't fit the rest of the story. But it's okay as a stand-alone piece. Enjoy.

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Don't ask me how I landed here, for the story is long and dark, all I know... Is this isn't quite right. All around me, I can hear voices. Some of them screams, others uncontrolable laughter. There are even a few screaming different songs on the top of their lungs.

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Well, now we know what "CMC" stands for in the human world.

So this short is the first time the CMC have been anything but background characters in Equestria Girls in a long...well actually ever, honestly. This is the first CMC short and the first scene with all three CMCs voiced at all since the library scene in the first movie.

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Hi all.

Not a lot to report this week. I'm still sick, so I haven't been able to write any. I am recovering from the cold, and I certainly feel much better than I did last week, but there are still lingering symptoms. This means I can't write and can't get the blood work done. :P

Next doc appointment is on Friday.

-Cv

Shepherd does have to actually do his knightly duties, and so he does have to travel to Canterlot on occasion to talk to members of Canterlot's military forces. Including General Hardtack, head of the Royal Equestrian Army.

Hardtack: "Gotta say Shepherd, you do good work for a soft handed ape!"

Shepherd: "Thanks... I think."

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Shepherd: "Look, I'm not bucking you for free!"

Twilight: "Yes! You need to be properly compensated for 'bucking' us all and giving us foals!"

Shepherd: "I-That's not what I mean-"

Twilight: "How much should you be compensated for? How much-"

Luna: "I will pay him very well! MINE CONSORT SHOULD BE WELL PAID!"

Shepherd: "I'm not your-"

Twilight: "Yes! He's my consort! Not yours!"

Shepherd: "When did we decide this?!"

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Dueling Keyboards, my personal non-Oversaturated minific collection, has updated with a reminder that "normal" is a very relative term.

Of course I might try something different with Discord.

Discord: "So, you think you're smarter than me? More creative than me?!"

Shepherd: "Not a high bar! I could do your job better without breaking a sweat!"

Discord: "Why don't we put that to the test, hm?"

He shoves his fingers into Shepherd's head. The human screams. One of his eyes turns yellow, half his body turns gray and dull... and he grins.

Discord!Shepherd: "Huh! Well that's new..."

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Conversely, the Mysterious Mare-Do-Well episode might go a little differently.

Shepherd: sighs "Seriously? You're going to dress up as superheroes to put Dash in her place?"

Twilight: "She is getting really full of herself."

Pinkie: "I mean, even for me! I love her to death but wow! All that bragging!"

Shepherd: "Look, I know she's gone a little overboard lately but that's no reason to put together a zany scheme!"

Pinkie: "It isn't?"

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Shepherd: Is just chilling out at a cafe, sipping a smoothie

Dash: Zips up to him "Shepherd!"

Shepherd: "GAH!" He's shoved over onto his back "Seriously?!"

Dash: "Well sorry, but I need your help!"

Shepherd: sigh "How many bodies do I have to bury?"

Dash: "Wha-NO! That's so weird and creepy!"

Shepherd: "Off the top of my head. What is it?"

Dash: "I need you to pretend to be my coltfriend."

Shepherd: "I-Wha?! Why?!"

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Fluttershy, Twilight and Shepherd are reading some manga together.

Shepherd: "Thanks for sharing your collection, Fluttershy!"

Fluttershy: "O-Oh, I'm happy you're enjoying these! L-Like me."

Shepherd: "Some of these collections are so complete... But what about all these one offs?"

He pulls out a few and flips through them. Fluttershy grimaces.

Fluttershy: "Oh, um, yes. Most of them are those... Isekai mangas."

Shepherd: "Oh?"

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