This week... Holy crap! Lore!

...I hope the Crystal Brighthouse has a reeeaally good shower.

On another note, this is probably the closest thing to an adult innuendo G5 has gotten to so far!

This week, animal rights activists are going to have a field day.

Haven, if you're inconsolable and incomprehensible, there's nothing wrong with a text.

Not to mention tracking chips for your pets.

This week, Sparky's sick.

Also, Opaline with more "dragonfire blah blah" and Misty with..

Um, poor Misty.

This week, having kids ruins your life, especially if you're single.

This week, the Mane Six get an invitation to the dragon lands for a test. What kind of test? Just a death-defying course involving lava, duh.

So yeah, this one was out of the blue a bit... Or a lot. Dragons are back. Figured that wasn't happening until MYM Chapter 6.

This week, Izzy fucks up another one of Pipp's projects, so Pipp retaliates by almost destroying Bridlewood.

This week, we see that roughly a year has passed.

Personally, the best Season 2 episode and Sparky episode so far.

You'd think by now that Hitch would put that kid on a leash.

This week, Sunny thinks the past year is "her whole life". Oh, and Misty messes with magical door portals again.

"Artists, am I right?"

Oh Sunny, that is so... True...

That and Pipp looking for something she was holding. So relatable.

Other than that, this episode was... Okay. Queen Haven's royal decree made absolutely no sense. She has no authority whatsoever in Maretime Bay.

So this week...

Do you remember how they stopped the Posey abuse for a few weeks there?

Yeah, let's just say it was a good run.

This week, Sunny breaks and enters, summons spirits, and almost gets stabbed by a knitting needle.

Happy Winter Wishday!

This was a really solid episode.

This week, the Mane 5 get someone to critter sit with no critter sitting experience.

If you ask me, they got exactly what was coming to them.

Wonder if they've reached a point where they have to wait for the next batch of Make Your Mark episodes to avoid spoilers or something.

WARNING: MAJOR MAKE YOUR MARK CHAPTER 6 SPOILERS AFTER THE BREAK!

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Hey, Misty, just a thought; if you didn't get distracted whenever your cutie mark starts to glow, you wouldn't be such a walking disaster.

Hitch, get a damn leash for that kid.

Sunny, don't put a newbie up front during your rush period.

Blowing is hard especially when everypony just wants to knock you down.
I still don't understand why a Princess who lives on social media has the most dead-end job available. Then again, at least she's not unemployable like her sister.
Princess does more bad than good.
Izzy is tree hugger.
Sunny hasn't learned anything from her own Banana video.

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Critter-sit? Sitting on critters? Are you sure you want to do that?
So, they're like pets? The crab and the birds are almost more capable than Hitch and can probably take care of themselves. The others seemed to be doing fine without having owners. So, why are they all sad like?
They're only dangerous if they have access to knives.

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This week, our favorite adorable introverted unicorn gets a crash course in all the worst parts of having roommates. Although, as a fellow introvert, can I be real for a second?

*ahem*

Izzy, seriously: boundary issues. And if she has the privacy curtain drawn, that doesn't mean it's time to poke in and ask "room for one more?", that means it's time to get lost.

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A fairly decent Pipp-centric episode that demonstrates that being an online personality is a lot harder than many of us give it credit for.