So, it turns out I derped something when writing the newest chapter of "Princess Flurry Heart, Destroyer of Worlds!"
Thanks to one passionate reader of it, Magthere, I could find out about it.

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And well, here's one of those users. If you've got a VCR, this may strike your curiosity up quite a bit! These are divided from one collection to another and they include a introduction to the tapes to tell you what collecting them is all about. NOTE: As these videos were all filmed in late 2010, some of the commentary may be partly or entirely outdated. A page-breaker for obvious reasons.

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Wow. A thing happened.

An important thing.

Holy shit.

Holy shit.

Look how fucking introspective I sound.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Just need to breathe here.

Favorable Alignment? My precious baby of a novel? It's done?

It's quite a surprise... If you look at the statistics, I pumped out 360k in a year, on this story alone, so it took a year to write this, eh? Not really.

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Crappy camera
crappy photo editor
crappy photographer (me)
yay

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A while back--and I can’t be bothered to check my notes or my blog posts where I might or might not have announced that this was a thing that I was going to do--I mentioned that I was catching up on some of the Prompt-A-Days that I missed back in the day.

I seem to recall someone complaining that it was going to be a second-person fic.

Deal with it, someone.

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Alright, the ''How to Catch a'' stories have been surprisingly popular, and I think I'm going to go through with writing one for each of the main characters. Naturally, Rainbow Dash will likely be excluded from having her own story as a prankee because she's teamed with Dom, so that leaves us with two remaining characters to victimise next! So, that brings us to the big question: who do you want me to do next?

• Rarity

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So, tomorrow, after seven years and some change, I am finally moving out of my parent's home and out of my adoptive home state of Louisiana.

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y'all always compliment my avatar but the fact that the sombra in it is female bugs me now

i used to not mind it too much before but now it's weird to me

heck

Last week's Christmas torture has concluded. Enjoy.

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"That is IT!" screeched Trixie as she flung a hoof accusingly at nopony in particular. "The GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie has had enough!"

"What's she up to?" whispered Rarity with the most ladylike subtlty she could muster at 9 o'clock in the morning.

Starlight Glimmer shrugged and sipped her coffee. "No clue. Probably best we just let her get it out of her system, though."

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TLover of the Moon

• MLP: FiM
• Adventure
• Sci-Fi

It's been a thousand years since everypony disappeared, and I feel a change in the air. Some secrets aren't meant to be kept forever, and my beloved Princess's are no exception.

• Alt. Universe
• Rarity
• Nightmare Moon

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It's here! Now we've got both sides of the story. I plan to update one fic per week, alternating between the two. It's time to get excited! Note that both fics can be read on their own, but if you want the full story, you're more than welcome to read both as each chapter's released.

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Hello, my lovely readers. Just a quick update, yes, I know it's been a while since the last update, it is still being worked on, but there have been some things getting in the way. Nothing I can be specific about, but just please rest assured that more is still coming, it's just going to take a while, and I wanted to let you all know so you had something to go on. That said, there is going to be a special surprise relating to Phoenix that will hopefully show itself relatively

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[10:53:09 PM] KittyKat Noote: and now i just learn why people hate sword art online
[10:53:42 PM] KittyKat Noote: "You go from strong empowered female character to LITERAL tentacle attack!"
[10:55:12 PM] marikazemus34: It goes from "Compelling situation that shows what people can really become in a life-or-death situation..."
[10:55:36 PM] marikazemus34: to "I'M A GAMER WHO GETS ALL THE CHICKS EVEN THOUGH I'M SUPPOSEDLY ANTISOCIAL AND AWKWARD ACCORDING TO THE AUTHOR!"

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These are the Shadowbolts. The one with silver-blue hair and orange-ish glasses is my next waifu.

I'm just going to say I'm glad we've got another Discord episode. (By which I mean an episode where he's primarily the protagonist.) Some nice bonding, and quite a bit of fun. Discord shenanigans when he's written well and proper for his current role in the series; yay! With that said, I haven't much to say about this episode in terms of lore or significant character traits, well, beyond how much better I like his characterisation this time. For now, have a little

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turns out i didnt need to use random pic hosting websites
AGHHHH IM SO STUPID
*facepalms forever*

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Your eyes do not deceive you!

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Something that might surprise most of you is that, when I try to humblebrag, I barely talk about the obscene size of my penis. There is nothing humble about it. It’s just generally a great thing.

No, what I always talk about is the fact that—and this is true, fucking warped as it sounds—even though I am the dumbest motherfucker on this website? I sometimes need to put, like, real effort into convincing my readers that my prose is shit.

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