Feb

28th

2022

Mechanic: Pentastar Oil Cooler · 3:41am Feb 28th, 2022

Happy late February, y’all! This is a mechanic blog, so y’all know what to do.

Report Admiral Biscuit · 620 views · #mehcanic #chrysler #oops I meant stellantis #sneaky oil leaks #RAM #sneaky oil leaks #everything went okay #except I forgot to put the sound-deadening foam back on but who cares because the mice will eat it anyway #oil filter technology #oil technology #a part we should stock #maybe

Mar

31st

2017

Chapters 27 to 29 - Reflections and Behind-The-Scenes · 9:57am Mar 31st, 2017

That was a bumpy ride we all just had in the whimsical adventures of RariTwi: Ghostbusters Edition.

Ghostrescuers?

HUGE SPOILERS FOR CHAPTERS 27 TO 29 OF ENCHANTED LIBRARY BELOW THE BREAK.

Report Monochromatic · 1,003 views · #god im so glad this mini-arc is over with tho #LITERAL TEARS WENT INTO THIS #AND CHEST PAINS #AND ANXIETY #but damn if i didnt do it #i hope the raritwi fans out there enjoyed it #it was written for u #for you and our tiny little ship

Aug

20th

2018

one hour of Haze at BronyCon 2018 · 2:09pm Aug 20th, 2018

Odyssey, AKA Eurobeat Brony, played the final set of Bronypalooza, late on Saturday night.. technically Sunday morning, going on until 2 AM. He puts on a really impressive show.

Report hazeyhooves · 263 views · #Several weeks late because I went to GenCon #other writers have the more interesting retrospectives anyway #I'm terrible at dancing but go to the dances anyway just to soak up the energy #Wait does this make me a Dazzling?

Nov

7th

2016

tl;dr - Hillary can go choke to death on Kissinger's cock · 8:33am Nov 7th, 2016

I'll spare you the wall of text by linking you a google doc that has said wall of text.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/10NNHgZOW4Rz9DhCtzjUsa-ZZcR9jv1VmQqdFLDfvWpY/edit?usp=sharing

But basically it's unbelievable that after this whole year of being desensitized to this circus parade of a presidential election, this is what fucking sends me reeling. Unforgivable.

Report Chaotic Note · 601 views · #bring sanders back please #he was nice #hillary's bullshit meter went up over the heavens #god it'd be scary if she had that stand #need jotaro to come knock her jaw clean off #maybe get another hillary clinton from a different dimension and whack our world's with it so they both phase out of reality #overall i'm 1000000% mad

Aug

9th

2015

TAYLOR SWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFT! · 5:43pm Aug 9th, 2015

So last night I had one of the coolest experiances in my life and I went to TAYLOR

Report Star Brush · 542 views · #Taylor Swift #so awesome #I think I temperarily went deaf #it was so amazing #i think i just got hope in spite of a bleak future #lol just kidding i dont have a bleak future #hey whats that smell #OHNO TOASTER APPACALIPSE! #lol toasters are gods #hey u wanna build a snowman?

Apr

9th

2016

BACKSTREET'S BACK · 7:12pm Apr 9th, 2016

ALRIGHT!

YO SUP NERD IM BACK FROM MY MISSIONS TRIP TO OLD SAN JUAN, PUERTO RICO
I HELPED RUN A VBS AND DID A MENAGERIE OF OTHER VOLUNTEER STUFF
I HAVENT HAD INTERNET ALL WEEK
I HAD 500+ NEW STUFF IN MY FEED SO IM NOT GONNA GO THROUGH IT ALL
IF SOMETHING MAJOR HAPPENED JUST TELL ME

also DONT YOU DARE spoil the upd8 natalie!!!!!

AND I GOT 2.5 HOURS OF SLEEP LAST NIGHT

SO IM GONNA GO WATCH DOWNTON ABBEY AND SLEEP NOW

BYE

Report anonymousjedi · 334 views · #me #blog #why #our flight from san juan to orlando left @ 6 am so we had to get up @ 3 #and we had stayed up til 12:30 because we went kayaking #dont do drugs kids #adios #and lauren #( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ °)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) #i know youre glad im back

Mar

1st

2017

The Great Ones -- The Hardships of Communication, or "Oh God Let Me Suck Your Dick" · 1:50am Mar 1st, 2017

Fucking shit, I’m getting feeling self-conscious now that I’m writing the blog. I feel like I gotta meet some expectations or something – which is mighty weird, let me tell you. Usually I write blogs like I break wind in a classroom: whatever happens, happens, and if people look at you weird you just do the fingergun thing and crack a joke. Fuck it, I smell anyway, so who’s gonna care.

Report Aragon · 2,074 views · #So I went to the dentist again by the way #and I spent 90 minutes suffering while an old man stuffed my mouth with drills #and I was so goddamn terrified that I started humming the marsellaise at one point #which I had no idea was something I did? #but apparently I do #I sing France's national anthem when I'm scared #I have no idea what that says about me #or about France's National Anthem now that I think about it

Oct

18th

2020

50 Questions: aka "everybody's doing it, doing it, doing it!" · 3:24am Oct 18th, 2020

This is kim's fault. Go... blame her.

1. What is your first name?
At this point, who tf knows~

2. How old are you?
22, 23 in November! :)

3. What country are you from?
USA

4. What do you look like?
Imagine a disaster lesbian.

Report Silent Whisper · 442 views · #congrats if you made it to the end #didi and cinder if ur seeing this I love you very much #I'm writing stuff #that's my general "don't worry I'm still alive" tag for this post #I'm very glad u all read the tags #because I spend soooo much time rambling in them #guys I got 14 hours of sleep last night #woke up at 4pm and went "what the hell" #anyway getting onto ADHD meds is a trip and a half

Oct

18th

2020

Birthday Blessings -- Invisible Enemy · 3:56pm Oct 18th, 2020

As of today, I'm twenty-six years old, but this isn't a blog about that. That'd be boring.

So here's a free comic about Trixie, and Starlight Glimmer. Mostly Trixie. Happy birthday to me.

Report Aragon · 1,378 views · #I'm writing this on my lunch break #gotta memorize 30 lessons in 3 days #my usual pace is one lesson a day #so this is uh #this is fun #I'm okay #I'm going to come out of this alive #it isn't a scheduling error or anything either my instructor just went 'HEY YOU KNOW WHAT'D BE FUCKING FUNNY TO TRY' #and I was like #y'know what #this might as well happen #so yeah I'm so tired right now #holy shit #pray for me

Jul

2nd

2016

LSP-2143 BABS SEED L S P 2 1 4 3 · 6:57pm Jul 2nd, 2016

Here's your introduction to one of the finest singers to debut in Equestria today: Babs Seed.

Report Jesse Coffey · 380 views · #I would like to be your mare #Volare #I'll never smile again #I only have eyes for you #Pick yourself up #Hither thither and yon #I've got you under my skin #In the still of the night #Red sails in the sunset #Love makes the world go ‘round #I went to a marvellous party

Nov

21st

2018

Work Within Your Limitations: Make the Idea Fit the Writing (or, How I Get Away with Shitty Prose) · 5:07pm Nov 21st, 2018

Something that might surprise most of you is that, when I try to humblebrag, I barely talk about the obscene size of my penis. There is nothing humble about it. It’s just generally a great thing.

No, what I always talk about is the fact that—and this is true, fucking warped as it sounds—even though I am the dumbest motherfucker on this website? I sometimes need to put, like, real effort into convincing my readers that my prose is shit.

Report Aragon · 1,523 views · #I gave a good look at my audience #and I went you know what they want? #a fucking in-depth look at French lit #by someone who isn't even French #and struggles to read Baudelaire #with like #a lot of jokes that imply that I'm fucking their mothers #yeah #that's the good stuff #that's the kinda shit I wanna be remembered by #THIS IS MY -LEGACY- DAMN IT

Oct

3rd

2021

Side Fic Now Out! · 6:37pm Oct 3rd, 2021

TSoldier of the Moon

A young and restless Rarity enlists in the Royal Canterlot Army to help defend what is left of her home. She gets far more than she bargained for in the process.

Zontan · 7.4k words · 113 5 · 1.2k views

I've been looking forward to this for a long time! If you enjoyed Lover of the Moon, you'll absolutely LOVE Soldier of the Moon. If you've been curious about Rarity's backstory and just can't wait a week and a half for the next update, here's your solution!

Report Silent Whisper · 326 views · #cots #lotm #now presenting... soldier of the moon #the part of the show in which the almighty Zontan writes something very good #and then we all read it and applaud because damn #so go! Go read it #it's probably not going to make sense why one detail is canon #but we figured it out #and by we I mean that he walked me through how it's canon and I went O.o #go read words kids

Mar

17th

2018

Some Princes Don't Become Kings · 2:47am Mar 17th, 2018

Link In Case You Can't Read It; If It Doesn't Work, Reload By Clicking the Address Bar and Hitting Enter

Report Aragon · 1,264 views · #I went to a bookstore with my sister today #found a book named ADAM'S TEMPTATION #a truly horrible erotic book #and I started reading out loud the most egregious sex scene I could find in it #some talk about how the main character wanted to 'feel the meaty undulations of Adam's abs' #and I started increasing my volume #up till my sister closed the book in my face #preventing me from yelling graphic description of terrible sex for the entire bookstore #and as she put the tome back in the shelf #she muttered #'fool me twice...'

Jun

21st

2015

WHAT YEAR IS IT? · 11:21am Jun 21st, 2015

No seriously I've been locked in my room forced to code, what year is it? But, work aside I come bearing a new episode HUZZAH! This week we uncover the horrible truth behind ponyville in Tired Old Man's "Letters From an Irritated Princess". Now this video is a tad different as the fic is freaking long and still going. So this is a first part in the series

Sep

19th

2018

An UNNECESSARILY in-depth look at the process of writing The Enchanted Library · 8:29am Sep 19th, 2018

GUESS HOW OLD THE TEL ONESHOT IS TODAY

I wasn't originally going to write a blogpost because it's been a bad week, but then LILFUNKMAN spent an entire night doing that GIF so now I had to.

Report Monochromatic · 1,820 views · #okay so i know my text wont appear in the preview so ill TLDR HERE #but here it is #the single most detailed explanation of my writing method and thought processes #also this is the single most eloquent blogpost ive ever posted on this website #anyway where was i #ah yes #here it is #the how to write like mono blog #okay so i went back to check and apparently tags dont appear in previews anymore SO IVE MADE A FOOL OUT OF MYSELF #A FOOOOOL #man tho i hope this was interesting #also NGL BUT THE DENZA PLOT TWIST WAS SO GOOD #all the people going OH SHIT WHAT in the comments #good times good times

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Mechanic: Pentastar Oil Cooler · 3:41am Feb 28th, 2022

Chapters 27 to 29 - Reflections and Behind-The-Scenes · 9:57am Mar 31st, 2017

one hour of Haze at BronyCon 2018 · 2:09pm Aug 20th, 2018

tl;dr - Hillary can go choke to death on Kissinger's cock · 8:33am Nov 7th, 2016

TAYLOR SWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFT! · 5:43pm Aug 9th, 2015

BACKSTREET'S BACK · 7:12pm Apr 9th, 2016

The Great Ones -- The Hardships of Communication, or "Oh God Let Me Suck Your Dick" · 1:50am Mar 1st, 2017

50 Questions: aka "everybody's doing it, doing it, doing it!" · 3:24am Oct 18th, 2020

Birthday Blessings -- Invisible Enemy · 3:56pm Oct 18th, 2020

LSP-2143 BABS SEED L S P 2 1 4 3 · 6:57pm Jul 2nd, 2016

Work Within Your Limitations: Make the Idea Fit the Writing (or, How I Get Away with Shitty Prose) · 5:07pm Nov 21st, 2018

Side Fic Now Out! · 6:37pm Oct 3rd, 2021

Some Princes Don't Become Kings · 2:47am Mar 17th, 2018

WHAT YEAR IS IT? · 11:21am Jun 21st, 2015

An UNNECESSARILY in-depth look at the process of writing The Enchanted Library · 8:29am Sep 19th, 2018

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