IN WHICH I DESCRIBE A ROCK
I finished another paragraph of "Adagio" this evening. Yay. Now I just need to write the other 99% of the story.

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Realm of the Pen Knight is a Discord server I came across when I was told that their admin was planning on deleting the server due to inactivity.

Writing is fun, and should happen more, not less! Join the server and tell 'em that the server should live on!

also the crackhead vibes y'all emit look like a good fit for the place too

Just fucking don't okay?

Just it was something that turned into something completely else. And its just not fun and its depressing and by the end its become an insular comic book so lost within itself that it loses the comedy and became more book.

Also the last 35 issues are a tract on the authors weird mix of Judaism, Christianity, and Islam.

And that's not taking into effect the deeply antagonistic views he has on the homosexual-feminist alliance. Or the Male Light and Female Void.

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Hello! So I've been wanting to do this for a while and since today (10/10) is MLP's birthday (happy birthday MLP!) I figured it was time. So welcome to Melody's Theories! Today, to commemorate that today is also Mental Health Day, I will be talking about a theory involving Mr Mental Health Break himself, Gallus.

More specifically, what kind of bird Gallus is.

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IN WHICH I NUKE ALL OUR MINDS
Here's a Monty Python song I hadn't heard before. Enjoy, I guess?

It's three o'clock in the morning and I'm feeling a bit squiffy. So why not join me for a little yarn?

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The other day I made a timeline based off of all the information we received from the show about the history of Equestria.............
This is what was spawned...

Event's:
    1. Tirek's first attack - Season 4 finale (brother, Scorpan, is shown befriending Starswirl)
    2. Tree of Harmony 'Seed' is created and planted by the Pillars - Season 7 finale

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Don't ask me how, don't ask me why, but today an idea popped into my head and I decided to just run with it.

"Where There's Smoke…" (a.k.a., "Spike Is Stuck In A Youtube Poop World")

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So then.

I'll be splitting off an AU for Pony-Me to continue in its current direction, while the main story will be rolling back the past few chapters and instead continuing on the originally planned path I had for it.

Oh boy.

I’m doing this because I want to, not because people enjoyed the last one or anything. I’ve added 6 new stories to my favorites and removed 2 in turn, as I told myself that I would not have more than 20 (and I might move it up to 25 or 30 in the future). So I wanted to reorganize them again, plus, I get to talking about my new favorite obsession with a criminal lack of fanart. I’ll let you take a guess as I get there. So, let’s begin!

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First of all, thanks for the laugh EmptyPlotFiller.
It hit me absolutely unprepared, mad respect my man

I have updated Marksaline with some grammatical corrections and new chapter, hello to all new reader and still following along ones

This weekend if time allows, I try update either my Cynder or my Gray the Necromancer story.
Than I have to re-reading next weekend my Selene Changeling Empress story to get back to it.

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It's been a long, looooong time since I blogged, so. Hi. I'm still here. Still exist. My lack of activity is not due to lack of interest but lack of things to say.

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I think yes.

Yes, Pulling Heartstrings was published for a moment before being taken down. Yes, it's being rewritten. No, it's not going to be nearly as cringe as it was with its initial iteration. Yes, the plot line will remain mostly the same. No, I will not make Jason a Gary Stu. I will be making an attempt at having the story make a bit more sense than it did when I first wrote it. Yes, it will actually have a point this time.

I have no idea what I'm doing up right now Scratch that, I'm doing homework. Well, supposed to be doing homework. Whoops. I don't think I'm sane during the early hours, then again, when am I ever sane?

It will probably be less painful than these cramps. I took 2 aleves, but they didn't kick in. I look and feel like complete shit. My cramps have never been this bad. I started crying, and I shit till I couldn't shit anymore. My dad saw me crying and gave me a hardcore painkiller that trashy drug seekers at the hospital can only dream of getting. I'm waiting for it to kick in. I just want someone cute to rub my belly It really hurts. I'm glad I'm not pregnant but THIS

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IN WHICH ERRYDAY
Good evening/morning. I return from the nearly dead with pain and questions, but also this:

Thank you for 420 followers! Anyway…

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IN WHICH I KEEP MY PROMISE
A week late, but I did it. In celebration, have some chiptune Toto by an actual Sonic music composer

More news below the jump, if you'll be so kind as to follow…

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My original plan for my second blogpost of the new year was a not-exactly-positive rant about certain meta stuff pertaining to my writing. But as I sat down to type, I was suddenly hit with inspiration.

I figured out how to write a third "Burrito" story.

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It was probably 8^th grade when I last wrote a story, and that was 12 years ago. But I’ve been reading Admiral Biscuit’s stories and when he dropped that challenge it kind of stuck with me. I’m not a very creative person and writing is hard, but the idea of imagining a pony working at your job is a whole lot simpler than creating a whole world and even takes half of the work out of creating a plot. It still took me almost a month to finish this chapter and was difficult enough

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You should come watch me write horsewords for BBC Children in Need.

Just sayin'