I've written enough as of today to have one new story a month come out until June. That's a story for February, March, April, and May for people who are as fuckin' trash at counting as I am. This does not include the Enemy of Mine updates that will be following different releases entirely. Because I don't have any particular release order in mind after January's upcoming story of Distance Beyond Any Measure on the 12th, I've set up a poll. There's no paetron or anything needed to

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16 more days before you think you're going to get that gift you really want...but then you open all your gifts and you don't get that new Lego that you begged your parents for because they are cheap ass hoes...

Hey y'all... I got distracted from FIMFiction for a while, and totally forgot about my stories, but I recently rediscovered them, and want to try and continue Meta Sketch, and maybe Harvest Blaze... thing is, I'm... kinda stuck... and, honestly, I could use somepony to help me write it in general... like, as an editor/proofreader or something. If anypony's interested, let me know! I'd be willing to work out compensation, if desired! Well... that's all for this post... :P

My all-time favourite film. (Next to The Crow, of course).

I want you to read something as you listen to this song. This is the first comment on the video, which I'm sure most of you can relate to if you're feeling down, lonely or depressed. Press play and give it a read.

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TWs: Description of killing, mentions of knives, weapons, explosions and explosives, darts, drowning, description of injuries, suicide
This WILL contain out-of-character actions.

District 1: Bulk Biceps & Twilight Sparkle
District 2: Blossomforth & Applejack
District 3: Flitter & Cloudchaser
District 4: Derpy Hooves & Apple Bloom
District 5: Scootaloo & Rarity
District 6: Spike & Twist
District 7: Caramel & Pinkie Pie
District 8: Doctor Whooves & Trixie

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I've got a fair few stories I've begun but never submitted. Of the ones on that list, only one is a sequel to an older story, and another one is the drafting stage for FMP. Many of these were written during lazy periods in the day, and a couple are parodies of more popular stories (big surprise which ones those are).

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Remember the spring break bucket list I posted about a month ago? Well, it's time to look at the results. And I'd say I did quite well. Especially if you consider how much I added since the initial post. Who knows, I might be able to cross off a few more the next couple days, as my initial plan to be already playing Persona 5 Royal at this point took quite a hit.

• Finish The Saga of Tanya the Evil and watch the movie

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Which also happens to be the most ratings I've ever received on both my main account and Breathtaking Carnality. Glad I made you simpletons horny!

If you wanna help me come up with ideas for what to write next, then check out this blog. I currently have my mind set on a bonus chapter for Pool's Closed, but I honestly prefer working on new stuff.

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• Spread Your Wings and Flutter Away (For Good) (Dark)
• Terry the Turtle Meets My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (Comedy / Random)
• Riverhouse (Sad / Slice of Life)
• Twilight Sparkle Farts in Public (Comedy)
• Winona (Origin story - sad)
• It's Just a Cold (Tragedy / death / sad)
• Through Thick and Thin (Slice of Life - Unreleased Section of Childhood Sweethearts)

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Right now, I'm laughing really hard because right at a part where Mosely tries to visit Coco in the hospital with a bouquet of flowers, I happened upon this GIF:

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Because of the car situation of the previous blog and my punishment for doing everything last minute and not checking the details, I'm sitting on a bench next to a random parking lot in the middle of la where flixbus does their pickups and drop offs with a 5-hour layover until 6:00 a.m. at least shortened 50 minutes thanks to cops shutting down the 101 freeway in the middle of the East LA interchange for some reason so we sat in standstill traffic for half an hour and then the driver backed the

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oof this took a while. I don't really know celebrities but i do know voice actors. finding the right sounding ones however? hard, i never considered these before now.

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darling in the franxx calm down

you put in too many plot points in this episodeee

... God Damn.

I've always loved the series ever since I started watching, and enjoyed the fandom it created. I've absolutely adored many of the episodes that were made, even if there were a few bad ones or other bumps along the way. But this is the first time in a long time I have never had a bad episode in a season.

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1) Holidays exist, and I hope y'all have some nice ones.

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Here's your introduction to one of the finest singers to debut in Equestria today: Babs Seed.

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