Amethyst’s Advent Calendar of Kink
2018 – NOW CLOSED!!!


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It’s that time of year again, lads and ladies! We’re coming up to the Christmas season! The ground is frosty over her and we’ve already had a cold snap and are promised a corker of a chilly season – even saying that we’re going to have snow on Christmas Day here! What’s up with that?

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I've written and published my first clopfic.

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The good thing: I'm not dead!
The bad thing: I'm a perverted as hell
For those who wonder, the name Slonyasha is a play on Ganesha, Slaanesh, Slon (the Russian word for elephant) with a little kawaii "nya"

I have to give Glitter Grenade thanks for helping me fix some grammar errors and making some minor corrections. I would like to also thank Zaphire for proofreading and editing.

Meanwhile, the Prince Blueblood/Diamond Tiara clopfic is currently under work in progress. So stay tuned for that!

To be honest, I've written Dirty Doggy to get my mind out of the gutter and to practice for more upcoming clopfics. The reason I've written this specifically was to get the clop out of the way first and it had just enough fetish fuel for me to write it. Plus I've also published and written this to fill the void of the lack of feral/pony, feral/human, feral/anthro (excluding the human/pony ones) clopfics especially the Winona/Big Mac ones.

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I just got my neighbors mail... tis a vibrator shaped after a horse phallus, speckled black and white... WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKK!

...then I have some news for you!

I have just begun writing a follow-up, the name of which I will not reveal for the sake of spoilers! The first chapter is up on Patreon via the following link and the remaining three chapters should be up in a couple of weeks (worst case - best case I'm expecting all to be drafted next week).

Hope you guys will enjoy it!

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/20693843
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/20693843

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It's here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/15510647/
All of my thanks to DrEAD Coffins.

October Halloween Special!

Kinktober

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Every year around this time, I end up writing smut. I don't know why. This time, it trickled down into my alt account.

You know what's boring? Stories about couples meeting and making love for the first time. Everyone does it, myself included. You know what's way better? A long-term couple with sex addictions who slam each other near-constantly. That was the thinking behind this latest pairing.

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Normally I do everything in my power to make people happy. Be warned: this is a depressing post about the worst time in my life. About part of the reason that I am not an emotionally stable person.

While not explicit, This post will deal with a mature topic that is not suitable for minors. If you are a minor, you should not read this. Having said that, I know i can not stop you, so if you choose to continue, please: take note of the lessons that can be gleaned from my mistakes in life.

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So my new schedule is going pretty swimmingly! I am feeling pretty on the ball tbh. I just thought I would ask you all a few questions here.

First off, do you guys like my new profile pic better, or do you prefer the old one? I wanted to show off the art since a friend made it for me, but if you guys prefer the old one I might slap it back on after a week or two.

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Good news: My cold is slowly going away and I will be resuming on writing starting on Wednesday this week.

Bad news: Clopfic commissions are going to be closed until late next month so I can finally get started on writing again.

Commission Slots (Closed):

(Jake The Army Guy)
(Spinner of Tails)
(Closed)
(Closed)
(Closed)

Prices (Maximum 5,000 words):
$5 USD/$6 CDN per 1,000 words
*+1 USD/$2 CDN Extra if it involves OC characters

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I won't link to it, because Rules, but there is now Love Drop porn on Derpibooru exhibiting one of my strongest fetishes and fantasies, done by a very good friend of mine (Who shall remain nameless unless they let me know it's alright to credit them).

It exists.No exceptions.

PM me with requests.

$12 / 1,000 words.

NSFW only, I can't do anthro so that's out.
-Male and female genders only. No people ‘identifying’ as apache helicopters and basketballs

Vanilla Sex included in base rate
-Any consenting, adult-aged pony couple.

Artwork.

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Got any questions about Lorenzo? personal questions are the main point, and for once? NSFW questions are allowed, have at it, just remember, no spoilers for the story, this is just so ya'll get a better idea of who Lorenzo actually is

Warning: NSFW Discussion and idea tossing, and possibly spoilers of story.

Okay, I have had this in my head for the story, but trying to figure out how best to put it in.

So, I watched the EQ lost memories and thought it kind of funny.

It was when I was writing up a very early intimate scene in BS.L that it suddenly popped in my head.
Now, I know this might sound a little crazy, but just follow along.

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So there is a story called Sucker Punch which has nothing to do with the film of the same name.

But I saw that story, and now I really want to read a ponified version of that film.

With the Canterlot arc coming up just after Sapphire and Rose are introduced to the harem I’ll need to decide on who should be added to the list to begin with. Here though there’s a problem, simply that there is a lot of characters that will be added. I definitely shouldn’t have included Cloudsdale in hindsight (for the sake of simplicity when I refer to Canterlot in this blog it also includes Cloudsdale). So far I have two solutions to avoid the vote box getting overwhelmed.

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In my ongoing quest to write as much non-MLP erotica as I can, I've decided to write about what's basically Furry Denial: The Movie. If you've been paying attention to the internet, you've probably noticed everyone squealing over Ms. Judy Hopps. Yeah, she's adorable, sure, but you know who the real doll is?

Mmf~

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