So · 11:34pm Dec 10th, 2015
I've written and published my first clopfic.
If you haven't heard, there's a trend going on called "X Masturbates". Under this trend, authors take a character and do a quick one-shot of them masturbating.
The trendsetter was Twilight Masturbates, by The Abyss. Since then (at time of writing), the trend has covered five of the Mane Six (Rainbow Dash remains unwritten), as well as Princess Cadance and (of all characters) Tom.
I must say, Fimfiction, you never cease to impress me with your trends. Today-- jack off. Tomorrow-- jack up.
Now I shall be joining them. With Celestia Masturbates.
Don't be discouraged by the downvotes-- people hate trends, and will try to downvote them into oblivion.
So. . . yeah. Go give it a read. It's linked to this blog post. No hyperlink, given the nature of this story (and, indeed, the rest of the trend as well.)
Good night, and good luck.
Well the internet is where you become weird and all freely
. And with that trend, I don't see why not 
Going to read it later 