Hey guys, your resident favorite dead/not dead pone fic writer here with some news, as evidenced by the title of said blog. I don't intend to bore you with fancy things, so I'll just cut right to it.
I'm a whole-ass mess. I need to recognize disaster before it happened like it happened at BronyCon. So because I love you all and want it to be good not-last-second-half-assed Live Stream, the FimFiction Feghoot Festival Results are now Happening August Friday 23rd. I love you all and hope you understand that I don't want to have another breakdown Like I had at BronyCon trying to get everything ready by tomorrow.
Disclaimer: Everything narrated in this blog is real, and it happened – to the best of my memory – as quoted. Some bits will be simplified for readability, but I’ll try to stay as close to the truth as possible. That said, I am writing from memory, and I am famously bad at recollecting things. Some things are bound to be a little bit jumbled, because I’m only human. I apologize in advance for that just in case.
I'm sorry, guys. I lied to all of you. It is absolutely inexcusable, and I understand that now. It was a moment of poor foresight and irrational decision making. This breach of trust will take a long time to patch, with much efforts on either side. I will do everything in my power, with the help of some trusted appointed individuals, to bridge this gap that has been formed between us. There is nothing I'd like to do more than help you all in however you may need to reconcile with my mistakes. I
Did you know according to Spanish law, you can exercise legitimate self-defense against a kid, but not against a cow? One day I'll do a comic about Equestrian law, and I'll make it completely accurate to reality, and it'll come off as the stupidest shit I've ever written.
I’m not good at romance.
A guy once tried to choke me and then begged for sex, and that’s just the third most horrible confession I’ve gone through. A girl in my high school refused to go out with a guy unless he stabbed his own arm with three needles to show his love. One of my teachers had to go to the hospital on New Year’s because she got a champagne bottle stuck to her vagina.
Hi everyone!
I see folks usually do a small con recap blogpost thingy, so I'm doing one BECAUSE I'M A LOSER WHO WANTS TO BE COOL TOO IDK
Thing is, I won't do my con recap until a few days later. This one is mostly because I'm a loser and I want to share with you guys one of the most important things I've ever gotten, courtesy of the amazing Swansong.
Something that might surprise most of you is that, when I try to humblebrag, I barely talk about the obscene size of my penis. There is nothing humble about it. It’s just generally a great thing.
No, what I always talk about is the fact that—and this is true, fucking warped as it sounds—even though I am the dumbest motherfucker on this website? I sometimes need to put, like, real effort into convincing my readers that my prose is shit.
The stories behind the Nicktoons aired during the first decade of the brand - the one from Nick that was the beginning of the end for what TVTropes would dub the "All Animation is Disney" public prejudice. Included are video clips from the series as well as info on how to find them on home media.
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