Slowly but surely, I managed to drag my new ass over to my bedroom door. Let's just say that falling out of bed and hitting your bea- err, nose into the carpet hurts like all hell. Thankfully that fall didn't break or pull anything. In the end, I basically dragged myself to the door with my talons and left some nice gouges in the carpet I might add. And opening the door, I poked my head out into the living room.

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Hey all! Lines here. I know I don't talk a lot, or really publish a lot these days, and I'd like to take a moment to talk about that. You see, I've always been an avid follower of Kilala97 and Lopoddity's work in creating "next gen" ponies. Honestly, I suspect a good number of you know me from the stories I did inspired by their work.

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I got a job at braums
If you're from Oklahoma or north Texas you know what I'm talking about

Do any of ya'll know of a speech to text app for iPhone that doesn't use data or needs wifi to run?

And that's not even half of them in the complex

Grey you're a cat....

I haven't had my job a week and I already hate it

http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Pearple+Prose

WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE!?

The history nerd in me is screaming in agony at this statement and all the historical inaccuracies but... I actually enjoy Battlefield One

Just.... Have me play the medic and I'll at least heal people or support for good old fashioned Dakka

Thankfully I had a backup on my ponies after people and only lost a thousand words

I smashed the screen of my Galaxy Note in the car door coming back from work. So I am stuck using my now deactivated iPhone on my sister in law and brothers hotspots next Friday when I get paid so I fix the damn screen

The next update for idiots is coming soon and all I'm going to say is.... Testicular trauma for one of the guys.... And getting backhanded

Here's a link to a clop fic he's written about Dop and spring too

How did Shepherd react to heat season? Like this...

Fluttershy: "Ummm... Shepherd? I have... A problem."

Shepherd: "What kind of problem? Can I help?"

Fluttershy: "Oooooh yesssss... You absolutely can~."

Shepherd: "Uh... Okay?"

One week later... Shepherd managed to escape Fluttershy's cottage and made his way to L'Chaim-A local stallion bar. He gets a drink of water... And then fifty other drinks of water.

Discord: *chuckles* "First heat season, huh monkey boy?"

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Please note this post does not apply to simply my story (singular as of this date) on this site. If I think this much about my writing of a slapped together romance that partially involves graphic interspecies intercourse and [words removed due to their graphic nature and detailed accounts of bodily positions] then I need more therapy than I imagine. Anyway, onto the post!

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...Sorry. I'm been in a bit of a downer mood lately after hearing about the fires in the western part of the country. I'd read about this one couple that were packed to evacuate, but decided to stay due to information that turned out to be faulty. They're not around anymore to warn people about their mistake, so I might as well do it for them:

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So I went into my inbox to see if some folks may have DMed me and I stumbled upon this. And I tried to ask "What do you want me to delete?", but I got an error. Obviously, I wasn't gonna delete anything, and threatening to call the police would've just been the stupidest thing ever.

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Just replaced drawing with writing

And now I must resist the urge to write a fallout equestria just to get the meh ending out of my mouth

I have been spending the better part of the entire time since the birth of The Harmony League/Hero Souls: Awakening trying, and utterly failing, to figure out a Hero Soul for Rarity.

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