Being a Better Writer: Working with Trad-Pub · 10:09pm Mar 8th, 2021
Hello readers! Welcome to another Monday, to Being a Better Writer, and one of the last reader-requested topics of Topic List #16!
Hello readers! Welcome to another Monday, to Being a Better Writer, and one of the last reader-requested topics of Topic List #16!
Hello again writers! It’s Monday (or Friday, if you’re a Patreon Supporter), so it’s time for another installment of Being a Better Writer!
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The Joys and Perils of Giving Free Feedback: Tips For The Put Upon Writer
You know the drill! Achieve 88.8 miles per hour!
And don't forget, new chapter of Hunter/Hunted tomorrow!
Welcome readers, to another installment of Being a Better Writer’s Summer of Cliche Writing Advice! We are rolling right along and into week six of this feature, and the cliche advice just keeps coming.
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The Art of Mystery
(AKA "HOLY COW, WE HIT 20 EPISODES?!")
Hello readers! Before we dive into today’s (somewhat delayed) Being a Better Writer post, I have an urgent PSA for all of you residing in the United States.
Hello readers! Yes, I know I must apologize for the lateness of this post in coming online. But I had a really good reason, one that I think many of you will sympathize with: I was up extremely late last night reading a book. Which I then finished this afternoon as soon as I could.
Welcome back writers to another Monday installment of Being a Better Writer, your source for writing advice, guides, and tips.
Hey. Notice anything? A lack of a statement at the very top that says “Posted via Mobile?”
That’s right, I’m home at last.
Welcome back, writers! Monday is upon us once more, and you know what that means! Being a Better Writer is here!
Blubbering: Unattractive, loud crying. Characterized by mutters, truncated, erratic breathing, clinched facial expressions and hunched posture.
Hyperventilate-Crying: Forceful crying causing heavy breathing, resulting in the inability to speak or produce sounds even resembling words.
Whoa! Late post today! Don't worry, it wasn't because I was slacking off. The opposite, actually. See, during that month-long burn to get Colony published and into eager reader's hands (many of whom are now enjoying it immensely, going by the high-quality reviews that have already rolled in), I skipped a lot of sleep. Quite a lot. We're talking 10-12 hours spent a day working on Colony regularly, plus everything else my life had. So I was, for almost a month, getting 5-6 hours of
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Archetypes
(Or "8 1/2 Character Roles To Boost Your Story")
Recently my laptop crashed. It crashed hard af and I had to factory reset it.
Guess who used Notepad for everything.
My salt levels are so high that I'm pissing salt, and it burns coming out. I'm about to make a fortune selling my white rain as coke to middle schoolers. Fucking salt levels so potent they'd die of dehydration after one rail. My cock salt is fentanyl-level deadly, Goddammit!
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