Do you think she's a whorse?

I mean no disrespect to her, it's just...well...

Why else would she show off her avatar's rear like that unless she wanted one of her fan boys to tap it? With consent, of course, but still...

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PARENTAL GLIDANCE

I guess some places are one episode ahead of mine, oh well (It guess it means I'll be done a little sooner)... I saw it, here's the review.

So we finally see Rainbow Dash's folks eh? I guess that's all of them, and a good thing for viewers, but I do wish we could see SCOOTALOO's folks FOR ONCE!! (I suppose I can't mark that down those) I actually sort of like it.

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Honest Apple: Review

Ha! An episode about Critiquing, perhaps I won't barf as much as I usually do.

Hmmm, and indeed I haven't barfed as much, I really applaud Applejack's attitude, she's acting exactly like... ME.

The way she

-Doesn't lie
-Points out the flaws in people who don't listen
-And isn't really being a bully because shes not saying hurtful things (I only say hurtful things to other people cuz they said horrid things to me first)

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Not Asking For Trouble

Well, I do applaud the Yak's stubbornness, and the way they refuse to accept help. In many types of characters that's a trait I like... depending on the situation of course.

And much as I'm not too fond of overly optimistic friendship, that IS a good life lesson about HELPING others, giving what they NEED WHEN THEY NEED it (Unlike the people I grew up with who don't help at all)

I'll give this 6/10 (the ep was still rather boring)

The Dream Elders you saw in it. This is what I think they would look like.
Please don't judge me on their cute PPG style.

Discordant Harmony

Oh, no, an episode with Discord (In my view, the single most pathetic character in the entire franchise)

Oh well...

Well, I do approve of the lesson; It's important o be true to yourself, something I keep trying to tell people but the people still rudely scoff at me for it.

But Fluttershy seems to be acting teency bit out of character (She's not acting all meek and timid) but at least she gets the idea that EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT

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One of the pillars again huh. I may as well use SSRFMM for this one.

LIFE POINTS: 8000

Poor, Rockhoof, can't help but feel a bit sorry for him (JUST... a bit)

-No damage.

You said "Every Creature!" You know the penalty.

-500

LIFE POINTS: 8000 -----> 7500

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(Finally Home from the states so I can rant on this episode)

It Isn't the Mane Thing About You

Hmm, so far, Rarity is just being Rarity... that's fine, she hasn't hurt anything yet.

As for Zecora, I'm glad she's here, so I can rub in people's faces about rhyming (There's nothing different whatsoever the way Zecora talks that Rhymey talks... so don't be shallow)

Rhymey

It's quite annoying how people mock,

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I'm going for it... these episodes are Leaked, and a bit out of order, so if you don't want spoilers... SCRAM!! You choose to read it anyway... Not my problem. (Just because I posted doesn't mean I MADE you read it)

After they've officially aired, I'll remove the Spoiler Tags.

Before we begin, a little message for all of you out there who don't get the point of my POINT DEDUCTIONS (Especially YOU... "Little Tommy-Boy")

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MARKS FOR EFFORT

Well, I doubt you'll be getting any from me. (I care more about RESULTS than EFFORT) If I don't like the results, you get scorned, plain and simple. (Just like my haters do)

Let's see how you'll disgust me this time...My LOSER Ponies. Then again, I and my haters all live the same code (The Ways of General Esdeath) when it comes to writing, TV, games and all that stuff.

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TRIPLE THREAT

...Ridiculous!!

Telling someone how you feel DOES NOT always work, especially if the people you're talking to don't give a damn and only bark at you for feeling in the first place.

And Being too assertive drives people away, it doesn't make them want to listen to you.

This entire episode is a load of contradictions... one after another.

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So, the word has come down and it's official: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic will be ending after Season 9. We still have a couple of rumored TV specials afterward, but as far as a regular TV show goes, it's all over. The new MLP movie Hasbro announced during Toy Fair will most likely be the start of Gen 5, and who knows what form that will take.¹

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LP: 8000

About time these guys had some screen time, still not my ideal of monster of the week formula.

-No damage

Ugh! Cozy's heart may be int he right place with that banner, but her head sure isn't. That's not going to make Grogar respect you.

-200

LP: 8000 -----> 7800

"It's been Weeks and Grogar has done nothing." For once, Chrysalis has it right, and this is why I prefer MOTW style.

-No damage

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https://ssunsxt.tumblr.com/post/183419525426/so-heres-a-long-overdue-call-out-post

https://www.mediafire.com/folder/8xx0nhuvbpd3a/screenshots

I used to follow this guy's stories here on Fimfiction but after hearing this...

Spread the word and keep your distance from this guy.

Well, let's see how sick this one will make me...

LP: 8000

Huh! And here I thought Discord could only do stuff like that.

-No Damage

?!! "YOU SAID EVERY CREATURE!!!!"

-Automatic 500

LP: 8000 -----> 7500

Hmm... I detect Chrysalis is behind this, but I could be wrong.

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Well, with a title like that, they're really not holding back on accentuating it's the final season, are they?

Going to try giving this review-every-episode-of-the-season-right-after-its-come-out thing a go. Also reviewing primarily for fellow fans, rather then theoretically anyone. Well, this IS a Pony website, to be fair.

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Well, let's see how much of this episode I refuse to tolerate. (After all, if my haters can whine, bullshit and bellyache about my stories and other people's stories, I can do the same... and they way they tell me

"Get over yourself"

"F you... just F you"

Looks like I got under their skin,

(Paybacks are the sweetest) what goes around comes around.

LP: 8000

"Helping Hoof" you said it properly

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Two eps in one day? Unlucky me... but as an Anti-brony, and if I want to write MLP into my own thing (So I can tolerate a bit) gotta bite the bullet and take a look.

LP: 8000

Ugh! It's Trixie

-200

LP: 8000 -----> 7800

Sure I can do that, everyone else yaks about my characters when they show up, and what goes around comes around.

*Shakes my head at Starlight* You could post a sign that says "OUT TO LUNCH!"

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