Life as your typical MLP fan is simple. Except for when you buy your first pony plush. Out of all the choices, I pick Rainbow Dash, and take her home. But I question if I picked the right pony. Or do I have more in common with Rainbow than I think?
Warmth, softness, gentleness. They are the first sensations I experienced, the one link I have to my origin, and the key to understanding who I really am.
A lonely and confidence needing human, a morbid Transformer action figure, one who loves fighting games and one who's more paranoid then Nixon along with Rainbow Dash? Oh boy...