Two ponies go to enjoy a morning cup of coffee at a local Moonbucks, however one of them is not too happy with the new Hearth's Warming cup designs.

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Setokaiva for Editing
Zolfyyy for Proofreading and Editing
and WildfireTheSmug for the Titlecard

a story of two reincarnated sayians protecting equestria. going through training, trials, and battles to keep the ponies safe from harm. (p.s the sayians are my oc and are displace)

Have you ever had a dream that just seemed so real, that it was impossible to say for certain that it was even a dream at all? A dream that, despite all of its impossibilities, seemed to re-write your entire perception of reality, re-writing your sense of what—and indeed, who—you are? Accepting change is hard enough as it is. But when you're a somebody who wakes up as a somepony, how do you cope with the impact such a drastic change has on your mind and body? With changes like these, it must surely just be a lucid dream—albeit a suspiciously accurate one—just brimming with potential and ripe for exploration. So you might as well suck it up and make the most of these distressingly…unusual circumstances, and seize this psychological adventure before you wake up and the dream ends.
After all, this couldn't possibly be real, so the dream must come to an end eventually…right?

Princess Luna finds an empty bag of Doritos in her room. Hilarity and overreactions ensue.

Please, don't take this seriously at all. Here's to you, And Brother I Hurt People, your three words inspired the most idiotic thing I've ever written. This fic was rushed, not properly thought out, and based on the thinnest of premises. I didn't have my pre-reader go through this one, so it's probably pretty bad.