Princess Luna finds an empty bag of Doritos in her room. Hilarity and overreactions ensue.

Please, don't take this seriously at all. Here's to you, And Brother I Hurt People, your three words inspired the most idiotic thing I've ever written. This fic was rushed, not properly thought out, and based on the thinnest of premises. I didn't have my pre-reader go through this one, so it's probably pretty bad.