King Harkinian finds out that his Boi Link is a brony. After throwing a very unnecessary tantrum, he personally declares war on Equestria. Armed with the Triforce of Courage and his trusty Dinner Blaster, the King set's off on adventure of destruction and mayhem. Can the Main 6 or Shining Armor stop the mad monarch, or will Sombra and his new body and powers destroy them all? Dash Attack presents probably the first CD-I/MLP fan fiction anyone has ever made.