Princess Luna's Lunar Stallions kidnap Twilight Sparkle when they see how lonely Luna is, and give her to the Princess as a gift. Nightmare Moon emerges from Princess Luna's psyche during the sleepover. The dark goddess would love nothing more than to have the beautiful mare all to herself, and the resulting chaos forces Celestia to call a psychologist to sort out Luna's multiple personalities.

Liam Haworth Christopher McGuinness sits down to write another fanfiction for one of his favorite shows, My Little Pony. However, accidentally pressing a series of keys brings him in contact with some floating equines. They appear to be astral projections of his beloved characters. They talk about his work. He falls into despair as the ponies known and loved criticize his writing. This is part of my general sort of trend towards self-satire as well as making fun of other authors. Be warned that, like other stuff that I've recently done, I wrote this with my brain turned off. And I mean really. Thanks for reading.