Sparity Massage5 storiesI have literally nothing better to do than to ask for Sparity stories (with a massage at some point) when it comes to story exchanges. Oh well.
The strange and delightful romance of Rarity and Spike, as told in the style of a Wes Anderson film. A pretentious love story with lots of shots of ponies staring out windows in the rain.
Good relationships are all about compromise. For example: Rarity likes massages, and Spike likes adventuring up giant magical beanstalks to fight giants. This is gonna be one heck of a compromise.