You just want to be left alone. Pinkie won't let that happen. She's been there.

Lighter, fluffier sequel: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/373623/youre-getting-better

[ 2nd person ] [ HiE ]
It's not easy being a human in Ponyville, but there's one pink pony who makes it all worthwhile.

A story of prejudice, suspicion, and gossip,
and a simple love that grows in spite of it all.

Sometimes it seems like the worst days can't ever get better. Fortunately, Pinkie's here to take you out for a night. Could she cheer you up with a good dose of the laughter she's known for?

Second person HumanxPinkie waifuing.