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  • 4 weeks
    Finally made it to Babscon

    What a long strange trip it's been. This is much harder to do on the fly with a disabled girlfriend than flying solo. Honestly it's a good lesson but yeah I'm here I'm queer and I'm ready to party with my peers and also apparently work at the conop's desk for the next few hours once I get GS electric wheelchair out and charging. As always look for the short fat white guy currently with a beard

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  • 4 weeks
    EDIT: IRL Friend loaned me $10. Gonna make it to Burlingame.Hi this is embarrassing and awkward but I'm not sure I have enough gas money to make it the rest of the way to BABSCon could I borrow like $20 for a few days until I'm able to busk a bi

    Hi this is embarrassing and awkward but I'm not sure I have enough gas money to make it the rest of the way to BABSCon could I borrow like $20 for a few days until I'm able to busk a bit and other fund generation?

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  • 5 weeks
    Starlight 🤝🪁🪁🪁🤝Gazans

    I'm going to try to publish a story about kite flying on the 30th and encourage you to do so as well.

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  • 7 weeks
    BABSCon 2024

    Facebook places who's going to Bay area brownie spectacular convention at the end of the month? It'll be my first pony convention in like 2 years almost cuz finances have been shit and I've been taking care of my disabled girlfriend etc but she is going to be coming with me and going to her first Brony convention since 2013 Equestria LA, when she was harassed a bunch and dealt with a ton of

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  • 10 weeks
    On Death

    I call myself a hopeful agnostic. I vigorously want there to be an afterlife, where there's joy, justice, and fellowship for all God's creatures, great and small. I am unbelievably terrified of the prospect that one day I will cease to exist. And I want so desperately for all entities across space and time who have felt hurt and pain and suffering and helplessness and confusion and fear to feel

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A Fantastically Cynical Way to Get Downvotes · 10:35am Feb 2nd, 2022

I just realized if I want to get a bunch of fresh new downvotes on

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My OC, Super Trampoline, is dating all of the Elements of Harmony plus the princesses plus the major antagonists plus the minor antagonists too! That's a lot of work! Also, he's obviously the seventh element. Read on for his many amazing adventures!
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, I just have to temporarily make the title, cover art, and story description super saccharinely pro-trans and then drop a link on /mlp and /pol and a few other spots on 4chan and associated sites. And the salt will flow.

(To be clear, while I don't explore trans themes particularly often in my stories, probably on account of, you know, not being trans, I do have two trans Trixie stories in the works. Well, actually one isn't specifically trans, but it isn't not trans. The other is my first M-rated comedy in a while, which might end up being my longest one-shot ever. (currently title holder is my Gila Monster closet story which is literally I think like my third story ever). Lots of girl-dick jokes. Not punching down. I Pinkie promise. most of the jokes are actually just about how much Trixie and Twilight hate each other and how Trixie's annoyingly libertarian. I'll have some trans friends pre-read it too.)

Anyway I'm no longer in my violent commie stage, so transphobes no longer get the wall, but they sure as fuck are still getting the reeducation gulag.

Love you all, drink plenty of water, stop procrastinating, fuck cops, be gay, do crime. We can build a better future together!

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whatever you do please make sure to use this image somehow:

it lives rent-free in my head and i dont know why, i think it's that the stance and the eager expression of the Twilight are just too cute!

fuck cops

I'd say "and not in the fun way" but the stress relief might actually help the trigger-happiness that's your actual problem with them. And some of them probably did join based on claims that a man in uniform is irresistible... Stop resisting!

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If the cop is your gender and they don't consent you can knock out that one, "be gay", and "do crimes" all in one go.

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Fuck that got dark quick

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My favorite part is the premium vintage word art. Anyway, same energy:

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I've been half tempted for a few weeks now to write a story called "Izzy hate fucks a cop" which consists almost entirely of Izzy and hitch arguing police politics while fucking

I already downvoted this, like… years ago.

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Thank u fam; u da real MVP

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