Aug
1st
2021
Shakes Breaks the Bank · 11:09pm Aug 1st, 2021
So today I was making my bed, when the corner of the sheet caught the ear of my Pinkie Pie coin bank. I watched it happen in slow motion, like a terrible car wreck. It slid off the edge of my dresser, and then tumbled down. I was too far away, and too slow to react. I could only yell out "Oh no!" as I watched it shatter against the hardwood floor, leaving no piece of ceramic bigger than a quarter. Except one piece, staring back up at me. Salt in the open wound.
"Alas, poor Pinkie. I knew her well.
A mare of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy."
"Goodnight, sweet Ponks."
I’m currently reading cat cradles and gosh was this a coincidental and tragic thing to see in the fimfic notifications. Poggers will be missed
Oh no, she shattered her pussy. Now what will Limestone have to chew on the next time she gets stressed out?
... Going to need a lot
duct tapeflex tapesuper glue to fix that.Any options to replace it?
5563047
I'm sure I can find one on eBay.
derpicdn.net/img/2015/10/17/1004189/large.png
derpicdn.net/img/2019/10/22/2175808/large.jpg
I can just imagine Pinkie looking at the hashtags on this blog.
"I didn't rip, silly! I shattered into teeny-tiny little bits! ...Except for that last one."
Siri play Mad World
An apt quote from the grand author himself! But do not mourn long, good knight! For as long as the spirit of Laughter remains, she shall ever be within you!
Get the superglue Shakes.....
Find all the pieces....
Get to fixin
I can relate the feeling, I broke the most iconic coffee mug that belonged to my Grandpa, I felt literally like shit while picking the pieces up.
It always makes me sad to see a broken piece of MLP merch in particular. I’m sorry for ya, King. But hopefully you can find a new one.
"Death lies on her like an untimely frost
Upon the sweetest flower of all the field."
I watched a sad TwiPie animation not 2 hours ago and tehn I see this :( poor Ponkers is tugging at the heart these days.
Rest in piece Banky Pie
[plays flute version of My Heart Will Go On]
I knew Jordan Peterson's vendetta would end in tears and bedlam
This reminds me of the foot high Ray Charles playing piano statue I have that has a detachable head. Someday I want to make it into a mini drone so Ray Charles's head can fly around like a helicopter
Broke so many forth walls, but couldn't break her fall.
~*solemnly releases three balloons in memorial*~
Shouldn't be too hard finding replacement as I've seen them still in stock occasionally at local Walmart, I think. But still sucks what that sort of stuff happens.
Oh, dear; I'm sorry about that.
F