Short Hand: Obliviousness?

Dash: "Seriously Shepherd? We all want to bang you! There are like a dozen mares who want to buck you!"

Shepherd: "Yes, and if I do buck you all, I'll just spend all my time doing that."

Dash: "... And?"

Shepherd: "Yeah, and I don't want to spend ALL my time doing that. Do you?"

Dash: "... Tartarus yes I would!"

Shepherd: "Really? All the time? No breaks? No reading? No cooking?"

Dash: "... Well we wouldn't make you buck us all, all the time..."

Shepherd: "Dash. Be honest. You're not as bad as Applejack, but come on."

Dash: "Well... Okay, yeah. But there are potions for that!"

Shepherd: "Dash, I'm not your gigolo!"

Dash: "You wouldn't be my gigolo! You wouldn't get paid for it!"

Shepherd: "Gee, thanks."

Comments

[Ebonis]

Way to sell it Dash.

[Wydril]

So, I know I've missed a bunch of these shorts in blog posts. Are you going to compile them or add them to Short Hand?

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

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Eventually, yes.

[Wydril]

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Cool, thanks.

[BradtheBrony]

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Technically since there’s no moolah involve, she’s NOT selling it lol

[sykko]

I wonder if mares would suffer chaffing? Considering that they would have evolved on a world where stallions last at the longest 90 seconds and on average the shortest human males can go is 3 minutes and sometimes under the right conditions being able to last an hour or more.

[WhispersInTheDark]

Having multiple mares want to bang him...constantly? I don't know if I envy or pity him.

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

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Eventually, yes. I just get the ideas out before I forget them.

[Allsmiles]

(... Well, that's some intelligence on Shepherd's part, really like his blunt logic here. And, Rainbow Dash... yeah, not exactly helping your case there.)