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Andrew Joshua Talon

Just a fellow traveler...

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  • 6 days
    Short Hand: Aftermath of Science

    Shepherd: "Twiliiiiight! What the hell-Where did all these bits come from?!"

    He gestures to the pile of gold bits on the kitchen table.

    Twilight: "Ummmm..." taps her hooves together "I asked for donations from all the research participants... I set fifty bits as the minimum donation and well..."

    Shepherd: "... If I didn't know any better, I would swear you were pimping me out."

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  • 1 week
    Short Hand: Tea Party

    Shepherd is invited to a tea party with Fluttershy and Discord.

    Shepherd: "Oh hey... Flying s'mores. Nice."

    Fluttershy: "Oh, I quite like them!"

    Discord: "Do I detect a hint of criticism in your tone, Shepherd?"

    Shepherd: "No. It's nice that you're still as food obsessed as a wine aunt on Twitter. Maybe you can put it on Instagram to impress other childless weirdos"

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  • 1 week
    Short Hand: A New Generation 2

    Old Man Shepherd had taken Sunny and her friends to an ancient cavern, far from Maretime Bay.

    Hitch: "Uh huh... There a reason we're out here?"

    Izzy: "Is it a good reason? Like a secret candy stash? Ugh, two thousand year old candy! Gross!"

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  • 1 week
    Short Hand: A New Generation...

    In the future, Shepherd, now an old but badass looking man, fell asleep... And then woke up in front of an Earth pony with orange fur, purple mane and tail, and a big smile.

    Shepherd: "Urgh... My head... What the hell happened...?"

    Sunny Starscout: "YES! IT WORKED! THE MAGIC WORKS!"

    Shepherd: "I... Who are you?"

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  • 2 weeks
    Short Hand: Staying over at Rarity's

    After two straight days of his hostess pulling all nighters and exhausting herself, Shepherd finally has enough. He picks Rarity up and carries her to bed, even as she caterwauls and screams about it

    Rarity: "Shepherd?! What do you think you're doing?! Put me down this instant!"

    Shepherd: "You've been up for two whole days! Sleep time now!"

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Short Hand: Obliviousness? · 9:46pm March 13th

Dash: "Seriously Shepherd? We all want to bang you! There are like a dozen mares who want to buck you!"

Shepherd: "Yes, and if I do buck you all, I'll just spend all my time doing that."

Dash: "... And?"

Shepherd: "Yeah, and I don't want to spend ALL my time doing that. Do you?"

Dash: "... Tartarus yes I would!"

Shepherd: "Really? All the time? No breaks? No reading? No cooking?"

Dash: "... Well we wouldn't make you buck us all, all the time..."

Shepherd: "Dash. Be honest. You're not as bad as Applejack, but come on."

Dash: "Well... Okay, yeah. But there are potions for that!"

Shepherd: "Dash, I'm not your gigolo!"

Dash: "You wouldn't be my gigolo! You wouldn't get paid for it!"

Shepherd: "Gee, thanks."

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Comments ( 9 )

Way to sell it Dash. :facehoof:

So, I know I've missed a bunch of these shorts in blog posts. Are you going to compile them or add them to Short Hand?

Cool, thanks.

Technically since there’s no moolah involve, she’s NOT selling it lol :rainbowlaugh:

I wonder if mares would suffer chaffing? Considering that they would have evolved on a world where stallions last at the longest 90 seconds and on average the shortest human males can go is 3 minutes and sometimes under the right conditions being able to last an hour or more.

Having multiple mares want to bang him...constantly? I don't know if I envy or pity him.

Eventually, yes. I just get the ideas out before I forget them.

(... Well, that's some intelligence on Shepherd's part, really like his blunt logic here. And, Rainbow Dash... yeah, not exactly helping your case there.)

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