Short Hand: In Depth Research 1

Twilight was once again doing some research on Shepherd, and analyzing the data from her sensors attached to him. Shepherd was working very hard on staying patient.

Shepherd: sigh "... Twilight-"

Twilight: "Not yet... I'm not finished..."

Shepherd: "I am."

Twilight: "Not yet!"

Shepherd: "I'm going to pull off the sensors-"

Twilight: "Just a second! And... Done!"

She beams at him.

Shepherd: "Okay... And your conclusion is...?"

Twilight: "The first conclusion I have drawn is that you breath oxygen, just like us!"

Shepherd: "... Really? I had no idea. That was well worth five hours of me being poked and prodded and needing to go to the bathroom-"

Twilight: "I wasn't just studying you to make sure that could be confirmed scientifically! There are over 150 points of data I have uncovered! Science takes time!"

Shepherd: "Fine, fine, I get it! But that's the one you start with?"

Twilight: "Actually that's conclusion 8. Conclusion 1 is that you are genetically compatible with ponies!"

Shepherd: "I... Wait, what?! First off... How? Secondly... How?!"

Twilight: "Well, I presume that's because of magic. I've even discovered traces of human DNA in a few ponies! Suggesting that ancient ponies and humans may have interbred! The implications are astounding! Far reaching! But absolutely, positively, need to be kept secret, Pinkie!"

Shepherd: "I... Okay... Wow that's... That's a lot to take in."

Pinkie Pie: pops up "That's what she said~!"

Shepherd and Twilight: "GAH!"

Comments

[Anar Isil]

Dang it, Pinkie...

[RoboRed]

Twilight: "Well, I presume that's because of magic. I've even discovered traces of human DNA in a few ponies! Suggesting that ancient ponies and humans may have interbred!

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[Rokas]

Well, that escalated quickly.
"That's what she said! Again!

[Fusion Blaster]

Kinda surprised that Twi was surprised considering she called Pinkie out like 2 lines before

[sockmonkey]

Hmm, but was the human DNA in a few ponies or inside a few ponies?

[Herald of Opera]

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The implication is that one led to the other, because how else would that happen?

[Lupenndawolf]

Hey, Twilight is learning! She finally understands Pinkie is literally nowhere and everywhere.

[sockmonkey]

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Magic of course!