Short Hand: Dash does Romance 3

Shepherd wakes up... And Rainbow Dash is in his bed, looking impatient.

Dash: "Well it's about freaking time!"

Shepherd: *groan* "Dash, it's..." *checks the clock* "... Way fucking too early to do anything..."

Dash: "We need to go do romantic junk!"

Shepherd: "Why?"

Dash: "Because that's what couples do, duh! But I don't want any pony to see us doing it!"

Shepherd is really wondering if it's worth it to ask, but...

Shepherd: "Why?"

Dash: "Because I don't want anyone to see me being mushy and junk. Duh!"

Shepherd: *face in his hands* "Dash? NO."

Dash: "Wha-What do you mean no-?"

Shepherd: "If you consider three outings to the Wonderbolts three dates, it's my turn. So NO."

He hugs her tightly and pulls the covers up.

Shepherd: "I say, we sleep for our next date. In this bed. Got it?"

Dash: "... Together?"

Shepherd: "YES."

Dash: "Um... Sure, if you want. Sorry if I was so pushy."

Shepherd: "Apologize later, sleep now."

Dash: "You're the boss. Heheheh... All according to plan..."

Shepherd: "Hm?"

Dash: "Nothing~."

Comments

[Spiritus Arcane]

Rainbow Dash: Secret romance genius

[Rokas]

Clever girl.

[FanOfMostEverything]

Translator's note: "Plan" means keikaku.

Wait...

[Nyerguds]

Not gonna get anything but actual sleeping out of him if you wake him up at oh-god in the morning though.