The Stars Revolt: The Morning After

This morning... Twilight was in the best mood her friends had seen her in since her coronation
She practically sang her way through their morning meeting around the Friendship Table
She had helped Spike bake cookies
She was glowing!
Twilight: "And that concludes our report on the Bugbear incident-Great job, Dash!"
Frankly it was a little creepy to some of them
Her being that cheerful and happy
Rainbow Dash: "... Okay, what happened?"
Twilight: "What? The Bugbear attack? You were there, Dash!"
Rainbow Dash: "No, I mean with you."
Pinkie: "I think she means why you're so happy and not serious at all, Twiley! Not that it's not a good look for you!"
Twilight: "Ah... I just had a good night's sleep! That's all!"
And... Was she wearing make up?
Make up Rarity had given her, taught her how to use, but had never used before?
Rarity: "Darling, are you wearing makeup?"
Twilight: "Ah... Yes. It's not bad, is it?"
She'd actually followed Rarity's instructions to the letter, so she looked very good. It was understated
Applejack: "... No. Ya didn't glob on as much as Rarity does sometimes."
Rarity: "Excuse me?"
Pinkie: "Ooh! Remember when she looked like a clown? That was hilarious!"
Rarity: "Ah!"
Fluttershy: "... You have a coltfriend now, don't you?"
She just out and said it.
Dead silence
Twilight: Bright red "N-N-N-N-No! No! Of-Of course not!"
Shepherd chose that moment to walk into the main room, smiling and looking quite relaxed.
Shepherd: "Hey, Twilight?"
Twilight: "O-Oh! Hello Shepherd~." She beams at him "What can I do for you?"
Shepherd: "I'm going out to excercise, is there a good place I can go to cut loose?"
Twilight: "Try near the Everfree Forest. There's a glade of pear trees-Applejack, you hate pears right?"
Applejack: "Yes. Ah do." Eyes narrow
Twilight: "Go there! It's... Uh..." She formed a map with magic, projected like a hologram "There!"
Ryan: "Okay then." He scratches her behind the ear. "I'll be back by this evening."
Twilight: She sighs and leans into his touch "I'll be waiting~..."
He left...
And every one of her friends... Was smiling
Pinkie: "Oooooh..."
Applejack: "Heheheh..."
Rainbow Dash: "Ohhhh~"
Rarity: "Ohohoh my!"
Twilight: "Ah, n-no! No! It's uh... It's not... I mean, it's not what you think!"
Pinkie: "No wonder you didn't react to any stallions! You've been all about dat hyuman booty!"
Twilight: "No! No, that's not it-And it's pronounced 'human'!"
Applejack: "Come on off it, sugahcube. It was so obvious even Dash got it!"
Rainbow Dash: "Not as hard as she got it."
Pinkie: "OOOOH!"
Applejack: Holds up her hoof for a high hoof
Twilight: "I... W-Well... Um..." She managed to nod, beaming
Rainbow Dash does not disappoint in giving it.
Fluttershy: "So... what was it like?"
Rarity had dumped Pinkie out of her chair so she could sit right next to Twilight
Pinkie: "ACK! HEY!"
Rarity: "Darling, you must tell me everything! What happened? What was it like? What are the peculiarities of mating with a human?"
Pinkie: Lands on top of Rarity "I WANNA KNOW TOO!"
Dash: "AND CAN I BE NEXT?!"
Applejack: "Only if Twilight want to, girls. Come on now."
Twilight: "... Well..."
She talked about it. In great detail. Though she got very technical
Not that Rarity minded those parts
Fluttershy: "O-oh dear..."
Applejack: "Hem..." Blushing
Dash... Was taking notes
Pinkie: "Oooh... So... Was it like what happened in the other world?"
Twilight: Blush "Um, well... In that... That time, I just... I only did it with myself."
Rarity: She vibrates with excitement. "Darling, I am so envious!"
Pinkie: "I know! It sounds so great! Having him touch you all over like an amorous monkey! Or would it be ape?"
Twilight: "He's a hominid which is technically an ape so that's correct."
Applejack: "So... He ain't gonna jest bang and leave ya, ah hope?" She had her rope out and ready
Twilight: Blush "N-No! No! Of course he won't!"
Applejack: "Jest sayin... Ah've known a few stallions-jest a few-who'd take advantage of things to lay a mare."
Twilight: "Look, I'm not that... Naïve. One reason I'd never dated before coming here was that, as Celestia's apprentice I had a lot of noble stallions try hitting on me. Just for political advantage."
Rainbow Dash: "Oh, ew."
Applejack: "Really huh?"
Twilight: "Yeah, and now that I'm a princess, it'll probably only get worse. And now all the stallions around here are... Well, they think of me as a princess now. So they're too intimidated to do... Um... Well..."
Pinkie: "Rut you and breed you like the naughty mare you are?"
Twilight: Covers her blushing face "PINKIE!"
Fluttershy: "It's a valid concern.
Applejack: "Yeah. Already had some stallions jest interested in me fer mah reputation..."
Twilight: "So yeah. It's... Easier with humans. They aren't from around here, they're not as... Bound by culture or tradition."
Pinkie: "And they can't get you pregnant!"
A long silence
Fluttershy: "... Indeed..."
Applejack: "... Twiliiiiight..."
Twilight: "Ummmm..."
Twilight was not looking at them
Rarity: "Well...?"
Twilight: "... Well, humans don't have magic. But seeing how I'm an alicorn princess and flowing with the magic energies of life..."
Rarity: "And... Shepherd ... oh... oh dear...:
Applejack: "Dash? Pregnancy test. NOW."
Pinkie: "So... Can I go next?"
Dash: "I CALLED IT!"
Rarity: "LATER, GIRLS!"

Comments

[Nyerguds]

Ha. Alicorn magic ftw.

[Ardashir]

Ah, magic. The cause of and solution to all problems in a pony's life.