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Aquaman


Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

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  • 22 weeks
    Aquaman's Feel-Bad Story Time Hour (Or: At This Point Whatever's Going On with Me and Flurry Heart Is Frankly None of Your Business)

    Did you enjoy (in a figurative sense) me writing about Flurry Heart being in a toxic relationship in "And I Hope You Die"? Have you been thinking (in a literal sense), "You know, I bet the result of that toxic relationship's end is going to be that cotton-candy pony princess doing things that would be war crimes if she didn't win the war she crimed in?"

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  • 38 weeks
    Monophobia Postmortem (Or: I Have Now Released My New Shit and My Fell-Off-Ness Is In a State of Constant Flux)

    "You used to be big."
    "I am big. It's the [website] that got small."

    (Come on, I've been living literally on Sunset Boulevard for a year and a half now. Gimme just this one bit of referential self-aggrandizement.)

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  • 46 weeks
    I Ain't Fall Off, I Just Ain't Release My New Shit

    That's true, by the way, not just a cheeky two-year-old Lil Nas X reference. I really have been working on lots of stuff over the past year or so: a few TV pilot scripts that I'm generally okay with as learning experiences, some networking-type stuff here in LA with other "pre-WGA" (which is our fun term for "aspiring" [which is our extra-fun

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  • 88 weeks
    'Sup

    Hey, horsefic folks. How it's hanging?

    I hope "in Bellevue" is at least some of your answers, because that's where I'll be in a few hours and will remain through the EFNW weekend. I'll be, as always, six-foot-four and affably daydrunk, so say hi to anyone who meets that description and sooner or later it's bound to be me.

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  • 148 weeks
    Regarding Less-Than-Positive Interpretations of Pride

    Let's get a quick disclaimer out of the way before we really get going: I don't like foalcon. By "foalcon" here, I refer specifically to M-rated stories that depict characters who are very clearly meant to be minors engaging in sexually explicit conduct with other minors and/or adults. Not a fan of it! I find it gross on a personal level, I think it's morally reprehensible that a site of this

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Nov
16th
2012

Next Harmony Update Might Take A While, and I Have an Awesome Reason Why · 6:36am Nov 16th, 2012

People of FIMFiction! This... is Aquaman. Your resident BioShock nerd/hero.

We all know that since I began posting on this armpit of a website, my place in the MLP fanfic world has been at peace... until this psychotic idea was pitched to me, that is.

A new project, one that could change the world of pony fan fiction as we know it. A huge project (because one hugely complex crossover to deal with just isn't enough). Mm-hmm, a unique style, mysterious and unexplored, harnessing the powers of an artistic medium still left untouched by the community at large. Aaaaaand this CouchCrusader... guy. Yeah, I don't know what his deal is. He just keep talking about storyboards and character designs, and keeps sending me sketches of ponies holding crazy-ass guns and wearing weird spiky armor and uh... um...



(All right, those are actually pretty cool.)

You know, you followers are so PATHETIC. Do you have any IDEA how much hype we're gonna need to get this thing rolling?

... a lot. A whole goddamn lot! Ah-ha-ha... heh... oh.

Okay, yeah, this is a lotta hype.

But sorry, kiddos, you're still gonna have to wait. Because I've got a few more tricks up my sleeve for this that I... well, I wouldn't want to spoil the surprise. Suffice it to say, bronies, we're gonna blow your ever-lovin' minds. But if you wanna prove me wrong, if you wanna go up against the badassery that is and (with some hard work and a little luck) will be the first My Little Pony graphic novel in the history of the fandom, well...

Come and get us.

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Comments ( 10 )

Borderlands/Borderlands 2 X-over with MLP?

Eh, let me get the second game first... Then I'll be more excited.

Uhh... Mind is blown? Honestly, I have absolutely no idea on how to react to this blog, be it insulting, encouraging, mind boggling or even... well... hyped.

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO REACT:raritydespair:

Keep working, slackers.

>open blog
>see reason is not departure of waifu from fandom

AH'M DISAPPOINT

You mean you're crossing Borderlands with Ponies.

Oh
My
Fucking
GAW-Actually, I'd still prefer Harmony.

I've seen manga style comic series and GN lites of a few shipfics, but a full on, ground up GN? Pretty neat stuff.
I'm not hugely into adaptive crossovers nor ponies with firearms other than purple unicorn gatling guns, but the project seems important enough that I'll throw hype behind it for you guys. After all, Couch is one of the only reasons I have something to throw hype at.

woohoo!

s'all you get though cos, like, you didn't want me to help :flutterrage:

Well, this'll be cool.

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